true stuffing story from the other night ?

At the moment I am lying in bed, my belly feeling so round and heavy under the sheets so stoned that I can't even sleep thinking high thoughts and I am shaking with sexual tension.

Explanation - I made white chocolate coconut candy earlier tonight with cannabis butter in them, I had no idea they are strong as fuck. I also made honey teriyaki chicken with jasmine rice and some sugar peas for myself and boyfriend, it was pretty filling and super good. As I was making dinner I "sampled" a few finger swipes of the candy mix. We sat down to watch anime while we were finishing dinner and I chugged the last 16oz approx. of flat blackberry ginger ale. At that point my hunger was pretty satisfied, it felt so good to unbutton my size 10 jeans (that I've only had for 2 months) because they were painfully tight.

At this point I'm fairly bloated, but not stuffed. Suddenly I start to feel hella baked, I didn't smoke at /all/ since I got home so I know it was the edibles. My roommate came home and together we finished a whole quart of "extreme 5 cookie" ice cream that I got from a local place so it was super creamy. I did about 70% of the eating. We both got way too sleepy and went upstairs, my boyfriend is already asleep in bed because he tapped out earlier (we both worked all day) but I'm suddenly intensely stoned/almost feel like I'm tripping out and I lie in bed, get on Tumblr, see feedee stuff... suddenly I get the urge to edit a clip. I get out of bed, try to move the tv and remember I can't even lift it to plug it into the pc because I'm recovering from surgery (boobs).

This is the wild moment when I get the idea to - since I'm already up - go downstairs and grab two boost cartons from the pantry. They're 530 calories each and taste like vanilla soy milk sorta, v good. I get down there and I am so high I feel like a bear that broke into someone's cabin to steal snacks. I go to grab the cartons and think, I'm this far why don't I just get 3..? I can totally handle that. That's only 1,600 calories right? As I walked back with the boosts I was reminded of my jiggly belly and butt bouncing with every step.

In the heat of the moment I started opening the cartons and chugging, I mean SLAMMING them down. Like, squeezing the carton so it disappears down my throat in its entirety in less than 4 seconds. In about 30 seconds the thick contents of all three cartons were sloshing in my belly along with all the ice cream, soda, and the full dinner I had earlier. I felt so intensely turned on, I ran upstairs and grabbed my lelo vibrator and shoved it between my legs (where it was before I started this story and still is now, yes I've been edging the fuck out of myself I'm about to cum). I'm feeling the round, soft but solid dome of my belly knowing it'll be even rounder and softer when I wake up.