Undercover Maddie - Report
Added 2021-04-05 20:34:28 +0000 UTCMaddie reports back, but has trouble remembering any important intel gathered while in enemy territory, suggested by Dadrobit!
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All I can think of is "WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS!?"
Kytsora Corvus
2021-04-23 02:41:02 +0000 UTCOnce in college our teacher told us she wanted us to keep notes during class. On the last week of the semester she told us to turn in our notebooks to be graded (it was not made clear in advance this was going to happen). My notebook was 100% artwork I had drawn during class. Luckily nothing NSFW cause I didn't risk that in public. She said she had no idea what to think about it, but she still gave me an A for the class.
Latency
2021-04-07 03:51:29 +0000 UTCAnd that they have very cute body art. OwO
LupusK
2021-04-06 14:40:36 +0000 UTCYou learned they’re not as bad as you think.
LupusK
2021-04-06 14:38:39 +0000 UTCThis is too cute!
Ryan W. Anderson
2021-04-06 13:00:59 +0000 UTCI would like to think that the King would be totally cool with it.
Spartan277
2021-04-06 03:40:17 +0000 UTCCongrats Dad!
Roughlandin
2021-04-06 02:25:06 +0000 UTCGreat stuff, Tom! Thank you kindly for this!
dadrobit
2021-04-06 02:11:09 +0000 UTCWell, it probably wouldn't be prudent to write "Lesbians" in the report. At least not in one that your mother is going to read.
SuperTaster
2021-04-06 00:56:58 +0000 UTCBlankety, blankety! BLANK!
G
2021-04-05 23:06:36 +0000 UTCYears later, Maddie is laying awake in bed, smiling softly as she watches Maeve sleep soundly beside her. Suddenly, her eyes widen. "...Oh. Oh, THAT'S what I learned!" "Hmm?" "Nothing love. Sorry for waking you." As Maeve goes back to sleep, Maddie smiles once more and snuggles closer, silently thanking the Western dancer girl that started it all.
Roughlandin
2021-04-05 22:32:40 +0000 UTCGood save, Maddie. That Western dancer's milkshakes would have brought all the Basitins to the yard!
Roughlandin
2021-04-05 22:18:34 +0000 UTC"What I learned in boating school is????"
ThatManGareth
2021-04-05 22:11:37 +0000 UTCShe wanted to write a report back to her territory but accidentally starts drawing what she would write for her diary.
DiDiDi-X
2021-04-05 20:59:40 +0000 UTCAh, Maddie, you truly learned the most important lessons of all. Now, perhaps you can plan your next holiday even better!
CrimsonQuill086
2021-04-05 20:50:51 +0000 UTCLieutenant Flitherbritches: "So, apparently, the Basitin Western Empire is preparing to assault us with...dancers and milkshakes? Is this all that you brought us from your expedition, Corporal? An expedition that took us two weeks to plan, and you bring us this...party log? That is...just...absolutely-" Maddie (on the verge of tears): "I'm sorry, sir, that's all I could find! They didn't 'ave anything else to-" Lieutenant Flitherbritches: "-Fascinating! Young corporal, do you realize what you have done for us?" Maddie (Perking up a bit): "Pardon?" Lieutenant Flitherbritches: "Corporal Adelaide, this is vital intelligence! It appears that you have discovered what would have been a distasterous, nay, SCANDALOUS cultural inflitration!" Maddie: "A cultural what now?" Lieutenant Flitherbritches: "To think we were so blind as to put all our efforts in facing martial threats! But...against these...exposed ankles and d-dancing girls, even we might have no counter!" Maddie: "Umm...okaaaay?" Lieutenant Flitherbritches: "Think of it, Corporal! Dancers in the streets! Unregulated cycles! Garish paints and dresses, milkshakes spilling through our beloved bars and tainting them with this...this fever!" Maddie: "Does this mean I completed the mission, sir?" Lieutenant Flitherbritches: "You, young Adelaide, have earned yourself a promotion! Well done. You are dismissed!" Maddie (visibly relieved): "T-thank you sir! *snaps salute* F-falling out!"
CrimsonQuill086
2021-04-05 20:48:33 +0000 UTCLove the little heart by that Western girl 😏
WereKeidran
2021-04-05 20:39:38 +0000 UTCThat the west have better counter intelligence than the east
James Vineyard
2021-04-05 20:38:03 +0000 UTCRemembering only the important bits!
Kathumandu
2021-04-05 20:36:34 +0000 UTCA few things about herself, I'd wager.
Jackie
2021-04-05 20:36:14 +0000 UTC
