VG Myths - Can You Beat Mario Kart World Without Parkour?
Added 2025-07-19 11:03:16 +0000 UTCTemporary Patreon Exclusive! Tonight on VG Myths: we try to beat Mario Kart World by driving straight! I'm not very good at it!
SOURCES
Mario Kart World
Kaitou Bonne At Her Computer by remeranauthor.bsky.social
Rimea's Dynamic Difficulty Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n18AZfE99k
Yoshi's Island
Comments
11:56 "Maybe I need to BabyMode my channel a bit more" GC3K I appreciate you and your content, but I need you to know that I cannot rewatch Pokemon Without Getting Hit because it disturbs me greatly to think I'm participating in what has become the modern day equivalent of bloodsport So yea no duh you should BabyMode more
Frankie Gallagher
2026-01-14 13:56:57 +0000 UTCYou are so cute, I am in awe and in adoration. Excellent work avoiding being gay, I know it can be really hard :>
Sunshine ☼
2025-11-07 03:20:37 +0000 UTCThat opening takes me back to the Crash Nitro Kart without the Gas Pedal.
Rho-star MKL
2025-11-03 19:04:25 +0000 UTCIs "parkour is gay" the sequel to "being trans lets you double jump" also this may be the most i've laughed at a vg myths video
Starkeeper
2025-09-19 06:32:33 +0000 UTCThis run was actually Mission Failed from the start, it's impossible to be GameChamp and not be gay
Monster A.K.A. Monter A.K.A. Lav
2025-08-28 04:09:39 +0000 UTCCan't believe those liberals made it gay to grind, reblog if you think it isn't gay to grind on your homies.
Jackie Cat, who reminds you that this section of the video is secretly an advertisement
2025-08-22 02:10:12 +0000 UTCdrifting doesnt turn the computers to hard mode, just like every other game in the series they just rubber band or opposite rubber band if youre in last and not drifting makes u slower :fire:
Peacock Lover
2025-08-13 18:29:23 +0000 UTCis finding gamechamp's voice pretty as a girl gay?
chryssi
2025-08-12 09:20:21 +0000 UTCi saw the gay rainbow effect and my trained semantics said "thats a trick" thank you miss gamechamp
chryssi
2025-08-12 09:16:15 +0000 UTCIf using the capture button was gay, is streaming gay
Snek
2025-07-23 20:15:48 +0000 UTCOkay but did anyone clip Gamerchamp telling Toadette she's a Gay, Gay Girl?
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-07-22 23:12:02 +0000 UTCSame bestie :c you hate to see the homophobic challenge run
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-07-22 23:11:01 +0000 UTCNice to see you come out for Parkour Month!
Jyler Tones
2025-07-21 00:44:22 +0000 UTCAs a straight man, I'm offended. By Daisy. Get in the back of the line and let Toadette have her day
James Whim
2025-07-21 00:10:39 +0000 UTCsince when is bouncing on your homie gay? these liberals man
5G Towers Make Me Yearn For Hag Yuri
2025-07-20 20:38:50 +0000 UTCgoo goo babies mentioned
Pauline
2025-07-20 19:39:53 +0000 UTCI just watched a video disproving that drifing does anything...
Marsgreekgod
2025-07-20 06:11:27 +0000 UTCyet another step closer to being a comedy youtuber...be careful with those good jokes!
ironleviathan
2025-07-20 02:34:22 +0000 UTCsorry you're not bad enough at video games to own a switch 2 :^(
Stephen Ahern
2025-07-20 02:21:54 +0000 UTCOh god. Yeah, I messed up. I'd even thought of the possibility it was regular rubber banding too but *gosh*, it sure as hell doesn't feel like it! I don't necessarily think it's not true; there are too many unconsidered variables in the data for it to hold much weight (and his description of "not being in 1st place as often" *completely* didn't match my experience, the entire reason it felt easier was because I was way ahead in 1st place more often, with gigantic leads I almost never saw when drifting becoming commonplace. Unless it's a total coincidence I went from grinding cups 5 or 6 attempts to finishing every cup and rally in the game 3 stars within 2 tries). But in retrospect there's nowhere near enough evidence for confirmation people aren't just, for an example hypothetical, unintentionally abusing the rubber banding by staying just far enough ahead not to trigger a major comeback (or maybe they're just... not making dumb mistakes, lol) I'll be sure to add an addendum note with the next render of the video
Gamechamp3000
2025-07-19 23:23:32 +0000 UTCI can't beat mario kart world at all, given I don't own it.
Liraz
2025-07-19 21:53:15 +0000 UTCSad to see this is a challenge I don't think I'd ever be able to do.
Nicole the Gamer Girl and Gay Mergirl
2025-07-19 21:42:37 +0000 UTCHey I just joined to watch this episode early and Sorry to rain on your parade but I think the drifting claim is a myth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n18AZfE99k
Kelly
2025-07-19 21:37:44 +0000 UTC"welcome back to vg myths which is never worth the price of admission" and it's one of the funniest episodes of the whole show. I can't believe Nintendo made a game where being gay makes you fail.
Somari the Adventurer
2025-07-19 18:35:35 +0000 UTCNow…to think of a worse username! MUAHAHAHA!!
Minx the Jester goes by her middle name, Rose, sometimes, and would like to remind you that he likes having long usernames.
2025-07-19 18:26:57 +0000 UTCLiked the video, even if it wasn't quite as absurdly difficult as some of your other ones c:
Azranova
2025-07-19 17:29:27 +0000 UTCyou unlocked mirror mode but did not play it you gotta do it on mirror mode now
Lady Aceina
2025-07-19 17:09:54 +0000 UTCwhen collecting 10 of everything did you have to start the entire run over again each time or just start collecting the items again
Lady Aceina
2025-07-19 17:04:11 +0000 UTCPlaying toadette made the challenge harder lol
I will do something, and you cannot stop me. I am the embodiment of pure chaos.
2025-07-19 16:27:53 +0000 UTCi figured you would be a pauline kinda girl for your chosen racer
Lady Aceina
2025-07-19 16:25:59 +0000 UTCThis video was pretty gay: Challenge Failed
Friend Arin
2025-07-19 15:58:37 +0000 UTCMario Kart World: A TRANScontinental Journey
SimplyMark
2025-07-19 15:38:51 +0000 UTCWell when I get home from this very soggy walk I know what I'm watching
Ekron Vulture
2025-07-19 13:25:13 +0000 UTCWhile only going straight?
BaDeeYa-Say, do you remember! BaDeeYa-Dancing in
2025-07-19 12:23:26 +0000 UTCAlternative Title: Can you beat Mario Kart while only being straight?
BaDeeYa-Say, do you remember! BaDeeYa-Dancing in
2025-07-19 12:17:50 +0000 UTCWhy would you ever want to...?!
Oren Barzilai
2025-07-19 12:17:31 +0000 UTCCan you beat mario kart world without gay?
Doubleshotgun
2025-07-19 11:23:18 +0000 UTCfire
Maya Mae
2025-07-19 11:05:54 +0000 UTCI appreciate the character you're doing nothing with being Luigi.
PillowWillow
2025-07-19 11:05:29 +0000 UTC
