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The Twilight Saga: New Moon | FULL LENGTH | MOVIE REACTION

The Twilight Saga: New Moon | FULL LENGTH | MOVIE REACTION

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Right. Jacob knew Bella would choose Edward but kept pushing it and Bella is just raging hormones. Also he knows the Cullens wouldn't hurt her and acted like was protecting her and he knew Edward thought she died because he has great hearing but purposely mentioned Charlie was at a funeral knowing Edward would think it was Bella and Bella was even standing right there. He was at the end acting like it wasn't Bella's choice to choose that she wanted to be a vampire

Courtney

Michael Sheen is the main Voltori and Ash may notice the one with the long hair Marcus was Alistair on Supernatural

Courtney

Looks like Worf from Star Trek

Shane Darcy

Bro what is this makeup lmao you look like Worf from Star Trek

Shane Darcy

Ash is 100% correct. Bella is the worst. 😂😂😂 Let’s not forget she snitched on the wolf pack which lead Charlie and Harry into the woods which resulted in Harry’s death. That’s two of Charlies friends who have died now because of this crap. 🤦🏾‍♀️ Can’t wait for you guys to finish the series, you’re gonna be yelling at the screen! 🤣🫶🏾

EmBiElle

When is the next one coming out yall slacking on us

LethalBeam

Please tell me that you will be posting the last Twilight movie reaction soon! I can't wait! Love you two!!!!!!!!

Jennifer Espinoza

Now this was a wild ride 😩👌

Rodrigo Bogado

Team Jacob here. Imagine falling for a corpse.

Marques _asecas

Love it, love it.

Rebecca Filo

hahaahah i looove these , I'm team Jacob as well but NOT for bella

Yasmin Nicole

Is this gonna be put on YouTube aswell?

Rosheka

Oh don't get me wrong. Bella was toxic as hell too. Even admitted it herself here that she's using Jake and can never give him what he wants. Ig there's just no one to really root for up to this point in the story...except for Charlie LOL

Nyssa Rawther 🍉

This was such a fun reaction lol

Nickyity split

Why are the guys toxic? Lol. Bella isn’t exactly someone who takes no for an answer.

Alison

This reaction was damn hilarious. Ash calling Bella a D*ck is the realest most righteous take in Bella. Yes, she's a damn jerk!!! And bo ine cares about Charlie like Ash does. But Hannah doing what she can to stop Ash from breaking the screen is good stuff. The perfect balance. I despised these movies but was there for every premier. And was always Team Jacob.

Shante

Ash only dislikes cat ladies who abuse werewolves. I think you're good!

Shante

The weirdest part of Twilight (for me) is that SM wrote 2 toxic guys for the main girl and everyone picked a team and ignored their guy's red flags (including me once upon a time). A lot of people who were Team Jacob didn't see Jake's red flags until Breaking Dawn p2. I'm SO curious to see Ash's reaction to it LOL.

Nyssa Rawther 🍉

What is this makeup on Ash? Looks very Buffy 🤣🤣 can't wait to watch this. Btw, if you guys are in the mood for some boss b*tch final girls, I HEAVILY suggest Ready or Not and You're Next

Nyssa Rawther 🍉

great reaction love the makeup ash giving buffy the vampire slayer vibes

TaylortheSlayer

LOL ur good, I know! I love it here 🩷🩷 me and my cat always feel welcome 😆

Sarah

As someone who is neither Team Edward or Jacob as I see the issues from both, it's very obvious that Bella loves Edward but caught feelings for Jacob. However, her feelings for Jacob aren't at the same level as her feelings for Edward, and her feelings aren't at the same level as Jacob's feelings for her. Also, Jacob has wishful feelings, he projects what he wants onto Bella despite how obvious she's made it that she doesn't want anything past friendship. Amidst some other things that we'll see in future films we see why Jacob and Bella are not good together. Bella's issue in this regard is that she uses him as a crutch. She knows how he feels, and lets him feel that way, but she is also honest about it. He knows why she keeps him around. Yes they care about each other and she does see him as a really important friend. But she does use him. And in turn Jacob uses that as an advantage to try and be close and persuade her. Edward's issues are similarly flawed ways of behaving and thinking. They all are basically toxic in many ways, but also realistically so. As with Edward being a supernatural being, as well as Jacob, we can understand that they are flawed in these regards but in an extreme way. If those creatures existed, we couldn't say we know how it is in their shoes so we can't be mad at their behavior and choices. And no matter how old Edward is, he is STILL learning. He's nowhere near as old as many vampires. He's honestly like a teenager in Vampire years yet. And we all know from experience that every year we pass, we still don't know shit and still are learning and making mistakes. That continues on until we die. It's just in old age we can't do as much as we become more immobile etc. But we are still learning. So despite how toxic all 3 of them can be, it's also rather understandable and also relatable. Despite some of them not being human, they are part human, and that's humanity. That's what it's like being a person. Nobody is perfect. But it is definitely obvious Bella has always had stronger feelings for Edward and Jacob was a fallback to help mask that depression and pain, despite actually caring for him. It's not right in many regards but all 3 of them have done or said some things that weren't right. That being said, I loved this series when it was releasing. But now, after years have passed, I view it alot differently. I would say I leaned more towards Edward back then and now I don't lean towards either of them. I simply think Bella and Edward work better together and I also think there's alot of toxicity going on in these. 😆 And I also think it's just movies. Just stories. So it's all good fun. Also, alot of people actually truly love it and are passionate about it and I think that makes them great no matter what. Love joining you both on this journey! Can't wait for the next one. 🩷

Sarah

Noooooooooooooooooooooo you’re a day 1…I will never do that to you 😂 it’s all jokes honestly

Ashkan javdani

Ash is starting to make me feel unwelcome here as a cat lady at this point 😢 lol

Sarah

Can't wait for the next one!

Marta S

Something about Ash having a permanent frown on him and Hannah with her chiseled jaw laughing this shit up is so amazing hahah "Jacob can find another lovely lady! :---------)

Lucas

You guys are the best

KD23

Lmao!! You guys are crazy. The beginning killed me. 😂😂😂

Victor Martinez

this was the wildest ride im so happy lmao

Kassie Danelon

You’re stunning

Tekken Benz

I hated Bella. I didn't like her in the books either. Selfish. She didn't care about her parents or anyone else. She didn't have to be all up in Jacob's space constantly. Annoying girl. And I never thought Edward was cute. 😂

Carolina Girl

you can't tell me that a guy who has lived for 100 more years is the same mentally sorry. that's mad to me

Martin Beckerle

oh, has hannah seen the handmaids tale? ive just started watching it, its amazing.

Amy Donelson

In the books their mental state freezes that way, too.

Chelsea

My god..you two look ugly, it's brilliant! well done that make up artist, top notch

Alex

Great reaction guys! Only gets better in the next movies!

YellowSocks

like if the wolf pack had a feast I would sell my left lung to go

Trisha Stiles

Omg I live for how Hannah immediately wanted to watch the next one when it was over 😆

Cassidy M

I was wondering what sounded so different about Hannah’s voice in the beginning… Is that her version of American? I kind of loved this.😭💗

Trisha Stiles

I said mental maturity not physical. His mental maturity is 120 and Bella is all around 17. You would be so much smarter and understand people way better.

Martin Beckerle

Can’t wait for the rest of the films!

Kiana Woods

I'M YOUR MONKEY MAN!🤣

Jennifer Cortez

This is my hardest twilight movie to watch cause I am sooooo team Edward and after reading the book I hated Jacob even more😂😂 but I did it for yall and so worth it! Can’t wait for the rest

gnarlywitch

Hands down the best reaction to New Moon I have seen from any channel. This is what I pay for

Sammxney

In their universe, you freeze at the age you were changed. He's still a 17 year old kid. He's just a 17 year old that's been hanging out pouting for 100 years.

Chelsea

No matter how many times I watch that scene I know you guys said they give you bad fives but The wolves seems so warm and inviting even the color grading is warm and she didn't have any Rosalie's to deal with with them. They seem so fun

Sammxney

Love these reactions I hope you binge watch them all

Cabster

A Rabbit is a car he was fixing up lol. A VW 🤣Thats why she went to him for the mechanic stuff

kelly beauchane

Also. Not to take away from this channel, but Hannah’s reactions to haunting of Hill House on her channel are amazing.

Shannon Sage

All these locations are actually real places in the PNW.

Shannon Sage

1. If you play eyes on fire in anohter tab and mute the intro to this video it works too well 2. Hannah's Jasper impression is hilarious 3. Am I the only one who thinks the mental maturity difference between a guy in his mid 100's and a 17 year old girl makes Edward a predator? I would think he would find most people very childish and immature, but he instead gets infatuated with high school girls? nah

Martin Beckerle

That was a great intro! I'm with Ash, what does everyone see in her? She's awful. I can't wait for you to watch the rest. ❤️

ScaryPoppins

Between Hannah's American Accent and Ash's increased confidence in his balance because of his INSANE makeup. The intro night rival new moon the movie.

Sammxney

The accountant. Amazing suggestion. Thank you so much. You’re 100% correct.

Howard & Sharon

You two are so special. Love it. If you haven’t seen The Town or The Accountant with Ben Affleck, it’s some action Ash would appreciate. Also one of my favorite films ever, please consider watching The Perfect Storm. You both will love it.

AJ

hilarious

sdk

this one’s my absolute fav of the series!! day 5 of asking for avatar the last airbender ❤️

jenna 🥀

You guys should definitely check out Snowpiercer(2013). I've been recommending it for a year now. It's made by the same director as Parasite and I really think you'd enjoy it.

Jake DaBaby

Yooo sick makeup! Hannah looks like David Bowie when he's high on coke. Ash looks like my nextdoor neighbor. This is gonna be good.

Jake DaBaby

Ash …Hannah…. Thank you for this reaction video and all the other wonderful videos you provide us on Patreon, both your channels, and YouTube, both your channels. My wife and I simply love the two of you. Which is why expect a Christmas gift from us delivered to Ash‘s house this week from Fortnum and Mason.. I don’t mean to post it on the public forum but I want to make sure you know it’s coming so you don’t think it’s a mistake. I’m hoping you’ll see this comment . Love Howard & Sharon. USA

Howard & Sharon

YESSSSS PLEASE FINISH THE SERIES WITH THIS MUCH DEDICATION 😂

Ruthieee

not gonna lie, Hannah is looking goood! 😂 mommy chill !

Dasha

Was just about to go to sleep, but sleep can wait.

Dee

Man he dropped right before I’m going to class. Watching asap when I’m done!😭

Omar Arroyo

Lmao omg im SO ready for this

Rocky

I'm excited for this one!

ScaryPoppins

The opening was absolutely brilliant 🤣

Chris Franklin

That is the scariest image I’ve ever seen.

travytypo


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