By the way, you should've known was those cakes you were viciously devouring have strange side effects with portals. There was even a sign next to it, "Do Not Eat." And your fat ass ate a whole dozen of them, but I mean, who's really counting the calories? I was going to warn you, but who am I to stand in the way between a glutton and their food?
I'll send one of the androids to get your fat ass unstuck. I'll also have to rework the next chamber for that new tire you're carrying, if you can get there that is.
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