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Plans for Excellence

Added 2025-03-09 03:06:05 +0000 UTC

The house we rent for the Slumber Parties has a hard point beside the main parlour room. This lovely bubble chair hangs there, and it’s been featured in many of our photos. But that hard point always had great potential in my eyes, so for 8 years and 14 parties I’ve had this request on our RSVP form:

We’ve always had plenty of rope bunnies volunteer, but no riggers. Until now! For the upcoming 14th Sapphic Slumber Party one of our guests happens to be an experienced rigger who is happily making our dreams come true. 🙌 (And you’ll get to see all of the beautiful rope photos!)

Manifest your kinky dreams babes!

Speaking of which I’ve long wished for a hot thigh strap scene, in which a babe would have a harness that straps a dildo to their thigh, and another babe would fuck it. There’s a scene I’d love to make happen one day involving a thigh strap and a lot of titty sucking, but I digress. What’s important here is that while I was stocking up on safer sex supplies from a fantastic sex shop I saw an affordable “waterproof” thigh strap and added it to my cart.

(We’ll be sure to take better photos with it.)

Annnd while I was there I decided maybe my lack of dopamine would be improved by a new dildo? I don’t have a suction cup one so I scrolled through the options and fell in looooove with some beautiful pieces from Creature Cocks (very straightforward and to the point name).

At first I was quite taken with a model named “The Mermaid Dick” (you can’t make this shit up)…