Discussing Toys
Added 2023-04-23 22:28:43 +0000 UTCHer: What do you mean it’s a terrible name?!What’s wrong with Big Bob?
Me: *huffs* I don’t wanna fuck something called Big Bob!!!
Her: Well no matter, I think we should use Pinky.
Me: Why do you call that one Pinky? It’s blue.
Her: Because your cheeks get pink whenever I tell you what I want you to do with it.
Me: *blushing* Oh…
Her: *with insufferable smugness* See?
(Photo of Max & Heart, 2023)
