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Hey guys, here’s me after breaking my chair on livestream from being too fat lol omg my weight is spiraling outta control AND I DONT KNOW WHY!!!!!😛 lol but seriously this weight loss journey is starting to be the opposite lol


SPEAKING of weight loss journey, I wanna do a round 2 of the Walmart scooter and I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!


What should I say or do this time?!?

I thought of looking at earnings and TOUCHING EVERYTHING wearing a choker lmao.


ANYTHING ELSE? I don’t watch her but I know MANY OF YOU DO!!!! Help!!!!! Comment

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fatty boom boom

hahahaha fuck you're naturally hilarious! and also You're slowly killing yourself, and I'm here to watch the WHOLE fucking show hahaha You wont get no sympathy from me hahahaha

Please do inventory 🙌👏 I'm so excited for round 2!

Woohoo 🥳

😁Can't wait!

Yay round two can't wait. 😁😁

Lmao orlin is filming the grocery shopping !

So excited for a new electric wheel chair shopping day....you should dress up in a costume while you go shopping I’d fall over from joy.....bring one of those claw stick things to grab stuff up high that older people use LOL

Thank you everybody for the tips! I will definitely try to do a lot of these things!

I will try! Sorry RIA! WE MISSED YOU!

will there be an announcement for the next livestream? I'm a bit sad because I missed it :(

Btw you can get that shirt on Etsy. Lol maybe Orlin can wear something as well? Like he ain’t the daddy. Lol

I don’t either, I have no clue

Get a shirt that says “does this shirt make me look pregnant?” Or I’m pregnant and don’t know who the daddy is.

Next time you “get remarried” have the “wedding” at Walmart. Oh do the wedding while riding a mobility scooter.

Use your reacher/grabber while riding the scooter please! I saw a lady at Walmart riding her scooter and she would pick up everything from the shelf with her reacher dropping stuff 😂

aww, poor baby...

Pop on the acrylic nails and fake lashes that are half falling off

Nick, I love your hair. That peeeeaaak you have is awesome.

I think it’s better when the references are subtle. I feel bad about laughing if I think it will make her feel sad. Probably an unpopular opinion

U should do the dark knuckles lol a lot of comments used to say she puts concealer on he knuckles to hide how dark they are 🙈😂😂 xx

She has a thing for succulents lol an everything is “dainty” like she’ll see a choker an say it’s for a “dainty choker moment” and she LOVES dresses with a “chest piece” 😂 😂 she bought a dress and accidentally wore it the wrong way around because she thought the back was a front with a “chest piece moment” 😂 xx

look at the candle section. She has a ton

She wears red lipstick and girlfriend tops

Make a scene at customer service calling to speak to corporate! Lol

Giving Amberlynn realness!!! Bring orlin with you and have him be your personal shopper while you’re in the scooter

I'm just here for the comments 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

A few more to give you some ideas to pick from: Builds expert Lego sets, never filling in her eyebrows so they’re basically gone, wearing dresses as t-shirts, calls people Boo Boo when she’s being sassy, has about 500 candles...

LoL I can’t believe I forgot SITUATION!

Yes I watch her regularly lol. Not a hater but she’s definitely a troll with a lot of quirks that would be funny to exaggerate, all in fun

Say “point blank period”

She’s obsessed with buying books on top of books on top of books, poetry and novels and stuff. Ballet shoes that are always “the wrong shoes” for walking around. The light pink/glitter acrylics that you snap and talk with your hands with. Every time you try food it’s a ‘taste test.’ Apologize for the lighting alllllll the time. Calling things a ‘moment’ or a ‘situation type deal.’

You had to go to Walmart to supplement your delivery from Freshly

You have to talk about having a health coach...aka the failed Optavia diet era...and all the food is processed & packaged

Ha ha all new to me. Haven’t seen all the fun. I will have to start watching Amber 😂🎉

aww.. i dont watch her and i dont even know who, i am so outta the loop :(

Yes!!!! While you’re holding the fingers together, snap them down to your palm while you’re talking 😆

Yes!!

JustChristy

She does snap her hands together when she has her nails done I think trying to show them off. Basically talking with her nails 😂

JustChristy

Laughing Cow cheese...say something throwing the whole thing away if one of the little squares is open

Somebody said wear pink acrylic nails and snap my fingers like a lobster? is that true? lmao

Don’t forget more earring then you know what to do with!

Dish towels, coloring books, random kitchen accessories, chokers...oh and it would be really funny if you could have Orlin trailing behind you in and out of camera view looking miserable 😂

JustChristy


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