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Merch!

Hey guys, happy sunday..... Xmas Weekend continuing for everybody alright?


Ok so one of my goals is to launch some merch for 2021!!!  

*******CAN YOU HELP ME COME UP WITH NEW SAYINGS?**********



Here's a list of quotes:


Michelle Obama Says Pizza Is A Vegetable

Don't Look at me Lady

Don't Feed The Cats

I'm Getting Fat And I Don't Know Why

It's Just Water Weight

I'm Calling Corporate



Comments

"HAROLD"

I desperately need a shirt that says " Don't look at me LAAADDYY!" with the face you make when ya say it! Make it happen! Hahaa!

I want a sweatshirt that just says “Nikocado Avocado”!

Pleeeease do merch that says "Is this enough food?" and "I love cheeeeese, dun dun!"

Is this enough food?

It's YOUR FAULT!!

You have liabetes!!

How about “I’m mad!”

Definitely.... Excuse me Excuse me EXCUSE YOU!!!!

i like them all, but i think i’m calling nancy is good too

That is a good idea 😍

Cause it is cause it’s true!

Unexceptionable

I'm calling corporate and It's your fault!!!!

Spaghettios!!!! I also think you should do personalized signed autographs.... I want a pic of you in my kitchen❤️❤️❤️

Is THIS enough FOOD!? 🍕🌭🥪🌮🌯🥙🍱🍜🍛🍚🍿🍕🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨

I’m calling corporate

I don't even like French Fries!!!

ITS VEGENISED!!!!

SPAGHETTIOS .

ITS VEGENISED

SPAGHETTIOS .

This is one you have to do!! Spaghetti os..

I love them all. So hard to choose. Is this enough food?? Am I a peasant?? Do you know who I am?? Flying out like lava 😲 Delicious and nutritious Im eating to survive You’re giving me diarrhoea 💩 Shine bright like a diamond My new Walmart shirt!! I love snacks, yes I do I love snacks, how about you Jeez Louise I got food on my shirt!! Stop!! You’re making me fart! ❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️oh and Im allergic to eeegggs 🤣

Oh god I love when he does that! I watch that scene over and over and giggle my ass off 😂🤣

“I POOPED MY PANTS!!!!”

Not sure if you can pull this one off but.. WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART TARGET!!!! WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART WALMART 😂😂😂😂

Nik ..the back and forth with Orlin is overused, not to rude. I just think you need new material. Like I said, the video I mentioned above was so funny and fresh...you got this!

My VERY favorite one of all is 'My double chin is choking me!' Nikacado Avocado 🥑. Been watching for years. That one was the best video EVER. I watched that beginning over and over. I am STILL laughing

Need a SHHHHHHHHH!!!! shirt XD

Scarlett Sheep

I was shocked that i got shocked By Nikocado Avocado 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

I DONT BELIVE IN SALAD

I don't like french fries Feedle stick

It's the treadmill's fault!!!!

No neck neck !!!!

My double chin is choking me!

Beanbag in a hurry

M

It’s YOUR FAULT!

I love... how are you today, that’s what I say!

8x8 is 64

Ready for operation lol

I'm calling Nancy

Is that enough food !!!

“Michele Obama says pizza is a vegetable” by far my favorite

My top 2 faves are “Its just water weight” and “I’m getting fat and I don’t know why”. I feel like those 2 are more universal.....people wouldn’t necessarily need to be long-time viewers to get it.

Peasant!

She's a layer ( and you put an image of a scale )

How are you today? That’s what I say

HEY SIIIIRII !!

Don’t look at me lady. I would wear that to everywhere. 🤣

It's your fault !!!

I love this one. I would love if you can do a Jesus,Mary and Joseph shirt.

I like the excuse me one also "I said shhhh"

JEEPERS CREEPERS

I LOVE CHEESE DUN DUN.

It's Nancyyyy

Spaghetti-o-s!!!!!!!!!

I Don't Believe In Salads

I love the don't look at me lady

SpagettiO

Popeyes chicken sandwich with EXTRA sauce

Excuse me, Excuse me, Excuse you!!!!!


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