Tifa Fan Art
Added 2022-04-25 22:37:03 +0000 UTC"Chug! Chug! Chug!" was all Tifa heard, as she guzzled down her 5th pint, or wait... maybe it was her 10th...20th? she couldn't remember.
The 7th Heaven had recently begun this new promotion, Drink your weight in beer and its on the house. though they would probably have to discontinue it soon. Tifa let out a huge belch, as she finished her drink, her massive stomach sloshed with booze, nearly pulling her out of her chair with its sheer inertia.
"He he *HIC* C'mon that *HIC* that all yuh ghat? *URP*" she burped up some foam, followed by a loud creak from her stomach. no, wait not her stomach *CRACK!*
The chair she was sitting on collapsed under Tifas weight in a shower of splinters. As the water logged woman hit the ground, the brewery inside her began to bubble as it got shaken up far too much.
"Ohhh I feel kinda *BUUUUURRRRRP*" Tifa began belching uncontrollably as the beer inside her foamed and blew her up with gas.
Cloud was transfixed by the sight of the bloated belching blimpet on the floor of the bar, his eyes sparkled, his mouth watered.
Barret looked at Tifa, then at Cloud, then walked out the door.
