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Top o' the mornin' to ya!

Added 2022-02-20 16:58:11 +0000 UTC

“Top o' the mornin' to ya, girls!”

“Mooo?!... Mooo!!!”

“Oh, I know! It may take some time to do some adjusting, however, trust me, that everything is just fine and from now on it will only get even better!... At least for our farm, that is.”

“... moo?”

“Sorry, cupcakes! I’m not fluent in Hu-Cow!”

“MOOO!!?”

“Yeah... I’m sure you though it was a great idea to go for a hiking trip into the nature. Away from the stressful atmosphere of the cities and spend few days just camping in the wild. Now... Ignoring those NO TRESSPASSING signs however, that particular idea was, in the hindsight, not so great...”

“Mooo...”

“It’s OK, though. There is no need for you two to worry about it anymore. You see, we have the entire land that belongs to us under constant surveillance and we were watching you since the very moment you crossed the border. The first night we gave you a pass as everyone can make a mistake. However, the next morning when instead of leaving you started to head deeper into our land, we ran a background check on both of you and with the results back, we decided that if you seem to like our pastures so much, then perhaps we should give you an opportunity to keep enjoying them without trespassing. Yesterday afternoon, the higher ups agreed, and I have been tasked to find you and take care of all the necessary arrangements. All I had to do was to check our surveillance network for the location of the spot you picked as your camping site for the night, wait for both of you to fall asleep, sneak into your tent and give each one of you a nice dose of our signature Hu-Cow Primer formula. All that was left to do next was to let the Primer formula do its job and wait for you two sleepyheads to wake up. Which brings us all to here and now!”

“Moooo!!!”

“Oh, come on! There is no need to be overreacting. Everything is just fine! You are no longer in danger of facing trespassing charges. In fact, you are just two brand new pieces of stray Hu-Cattle that shall be promptly taken back to the barn where you belong and where our skilled workers will provide you with everything that you will need to become productive members of our stock. Starting with your first milking session as I can only assume that those swollen, milk loaded tits of yours may already start to feel a bit uncomfortable. So... The sooner we get you back into your stalls, the sooner we will be able to relieve you of that pressure.”

“Mooo?! Mooo!?!! MOOO!!!”

“Awww... What was that? Can’t wait to get hooked up to the milking machine? Yes? No? As I said... I’m not speaking Hu-Cow... Nobody does... Something for you two to keep in mind. Don’t worry though! During your first milking session you will also get a shot of the Primer Booster formula that will, among other things, take your IQ down a few notches making you all nice and docile and much more manageable for our employees to deal with.”

“Moo? MOO?!! MOOOO!!!”

“Oh... ZIP IT! Unless you want me to fetch a cattle prod and give you a very personal demonstration of how does it feel to have your clit zapped!”

“...”

“See? That’s more like it! Now... One last thing before I have you loaded onto the livestock trailer and taken to your new home – you really should try to keep your milk production up. Repeatedly failing to meet your quotas has consequences! Unproductive Hu-Cow is unprofitable and if you happen to fall into such category you may get taken off the milking duty and find yourself transferred to either breeding or merchandising section of the farm. While you may still make a career as a breeder you may not enjoy getting transferred to the merch department and getting turned into a mere piece of merchandise for sale to highest bidder or general public that much as it makes your assignment permanent and your form quite inanimate... Then again... sooner or later, the merch department is where all Hu-Cows ultimately end-up anyway, so... have fun and good luck postponing the inevitable!...”