The Happy Heifer Cafe v1.0 Patreon Build
Added 2026-01-25 19:35:01 +0000 UTCOut now for Cowe Tier Patrons!
Access the build by clicking the link and connecting your Patreon to your itchio account!
https://galactase7.itch.io/happy-heifer-patreon/patreon-access
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE GALACTASE ACTUALLY DID HIS JOB GUYS
bun did perfect as always I really made them wait for no good reason other than "uhh my mental health waa"
but it's HERe
Changelog again for those who missed it the first time
v1.0
New Weight Stage (Stage 10)
Cafe Screen updated so Emily's fat fucking belly doesn't obscure anything
Characters available to be interacted with during free roaming sections
Visual indicator added for Break Time's Over
Weight Stage 7 post-shift scene added
More Cameos
Sticker system is staying exactly the same
New Creachure - Little Crowe
Another weight stage for Carly
A Custom Mouse Cursor
The Epilogue
Doggies and Cattos
Comments
Check announcements on Discord! Bun put out the whole list!
Galactase
2026-02-05 03:27:17 +0000 UTCIs there a list with the cameos somewhere? Some I recognize, but others I might wanna check out. The game feels complete now btw. Good job
Pierrot
2026-02-05 03:16:01 +0000 UTCI dunno if this is a bug or just reached past stage ten but I’m up to where the scale breaks and every day I finish it comes up with a rollback or open error screen and she no longer gains weight
SuperHans
2026-02-04 01:25:19 +0000 UTCHad a minor bug splat, when going through the epilogue the game brought up an error screen. Dismissing the error report brought up the high score screen.
David Fox
2026-01-29 21:21:55 +0000 UTCUnsure if this is intentional, but at the end of the shopping date, the game snapped right to the start of the next day (and weight stage) without a transition. It felt sudden enough to feel like a bug
BIG QUAZZ
2026-01-28 00:23:17 +0000 UTCRedownload
Galactase
2026-01-25 23:55:13 +0000 UTCFound another bug, Just cleared my appdata file to try and fix but I cant seem to load any saves with the current game version stating that this save file is from an older version and will not be compatible even though I made it 3 seconds prior
Mr. Tucci
2026-01-25 23:54:41 +0000 UTCUploading new builds to fix the "older version" issue!
Galactase
2026-01-25 22:28:21 +0000 UTCI play the Mac version btw.
Anthony Devuno
2026-01-25 22:12:46 +0000 UTCThere is a huge bug. When you reach the stage where she eats the huge lunch, the game crashes. I tried to recover but it crashed again. So I closed the game and tried to load the last checkpoint from the automatic save, but then the game says "the save is from an older version", which can't be since the saves have time labels. 3 Hours of playing for absolute nothing.
Anthony Devuno
2026-01-25 22:12:09 +0000 UTCAlso I have a bug to report from the android version of the game v1.0, when you try and load a save that you just made the game tells you "this save is from an older version and is not compatible with this version. Please start a new save". It is preventing me from saving any progress and forcing a restart.
LordMaul
2026-01-25 22:10:08 +0000 UTCOh sweet! Do you think that at some point in the future you will come back to this game to add some extra content?
LordMaul
2026-01-25 21:28:45 +0000 UTCIf you previously checked the page and found no downloads, check again! They're done uploading!
Galactase
2026-01-25 19:56:04 +0000 UTCUploading bug fixes right now which removes the previous downloads. Give it a few minutes and it should come back!
Galactase
2026-01-25 19:50:48 +0000 UTCUploading bug fixes right now which removes the previous downloads. Give it a few minutes and it should come back!
Galactase
2026-01-25 19:50:45 +0000 UTCEdit, impatience is an insidious thing. The files just hadn't finished uploading
Hekler
2026-01-25 19:47:03 +0000 UTCSays I can't download it even though I made a pledge and connected my accounts
Gage Behling
2026-01-25 19:46:40 +0000 UTC
