Lust Ring Part 2 script

Vocabulary:
ebullient = carefree
colloquially = informally
aubergine = eggplant purple
Streamline Modern = the 1920s term for art deco style
inefficacious = useless
variegated = multicolored
Corporalios is what I imagine the main city in the Lust Ring would be called.

(Sounds of Lust Ring street; muffled party music, people talking, cars driving fx)

 (Portal opens fx; Alastor and Listener walking out fx)

Alastor: He took a step back, but it was too late. And the best part was, he never even saw the gator!

Oh, my sides hurt so much that night from laughing too hard!

Ah, here we are: Bacchus Boulevard. The place to see and be seen in Corporalios.

And, already, I'm feeling that euphoric arousal of the Lust Languidness.

It presents a... physical awakening to uh, certain parts of anatomy, if you know what I mean

Yes, it is my roundabout way of meaning an erection.

Now Darling, what do you think? Of course I'm getting one! But because I'm so ebullient, I couldn't care less!

My biggest concern right now is locating the hotel, checking in, and treating you to a night of voluptuary attention.

I hope you're feeling racing racy, because I intend to inject you with my viscid desire.

For as they say, "When in Rome".

(walking fx)

Is there a special event tonight? Oh, oh, you mean that crowd?

That queue wrapping around the block is for the House of Asmodeus, colloquially known as Ozzie's Nightclub.

It's a very happening place, and extremely prestigious.

Getting those reserved seats from Asmodeus will spare us an enormous headache.

Of course I've been! It's one of the few places in Hell where you can get a Michelin-quality culinary experience.

Its  bar also sports 1,400 varieties of alcohol, so you'll never leave thirsty.

Oh, I reckon they'll have that new whiskey! I bet it's an aphrodisiac.

Remember how wild we got with his regular whiskey?

Ah, here's the hotel: Persuasions. A deluxe love hotel in a vibrant spot.

Door attendants, how refreshing. (hotel doors opening fx)

After you, ma cherie.

(jazzy lobby music, people chatting, reverb fx) I've been mulling over making Angel and Husker door attendants. What do you think?

Oh, dear me! I expected a certain amount of impressiveness, but this just obliterates my preconceived notions!

What understated grandeur!

So many meticulous details!

The papyrus pattern inlaid floor reflects like glass. The brass accents and mahogany offset the rich palate of copper and aubergine.

A true example of Streamline Modern architecture.

My goodness, look at all that wall art! You'd have to be quite the acrobat to attempt those coitus positions.

Huh? What's above m - my word! It's a giant, sculpted phallus! That's one zinger of a conversation starter there.

Ah, it points the way to the front desk. How helpful!

(rings desk bell fx)

Good evening, sir, we are here to check into our room.

Yes, that's right. I am the Radio Demon.

We require your best room, preferably a suite, with a bottle of Champagne. The French stuff, not that new world sparkling crap.

Hmmm? You want to check out the gift shop, cher?

Of course, I'll be there directly once I get the key.

(Listener walking away to gift shop; lobby music and Alastor's voice fading)

So how has the weather been this week? The Pride Ring's experiencing a heat wave.

(sultry music, Listener walking through shop, picking up items fx) My poor petunias have wilted ,despite my inefficacious efforts to revive them.

You get trade winds from Heavens and Earth? Sounds glorious.

I've been told Heaven is always a perfect 73 Fahrenheit.

So Ozzie's Nightclub seems extra hopping tonight.

Everyone's trying the new whiskey?

You've sampled the drink?

(Listener flipping through pamphlets fx)

Ahhh, it's a distilled aphrodisiac? Keeps you rock-hard and eager for hours? Sound formidable.

Asmodeus and I are chums who go way back, and he suggested I try it.

Oh, I know many kings. One of the perks of being and overlord.

Say, you don't happen to know what band is there this weeks? I do hope it's not that techno-electric- computing-whatchamacallit.  That noise gives me a migraine.

Big band? Well, that's the cat's whisker's indeedy! Big band's after my time, but I have an extensive collection of it.

Ah, the key! Thank you. Please have our luggage taken to our room. And draw a bath - I want to freshen up.

Much obliged.
(Alastor returning to Listener in shop fx)

I have the key, Darling!

So, what have you found - oooh, land's sakes! Look at this shop!

One thing I have to hand to the inhabitants here is that they're not prudish.

Hmmm, what's this say? (picks up item fx) "The extended battery life is certain to supply hours of uninterrupted fun".

Ha, glad to know!

(both walking fx)

I feel like I've stumbled into a variegated Wonderland of strange flora.

And these terms: knotted, flapping, sounding, pegging, rumbly, primal,  degradation, fullness, inflation, edging, figging... So multifarious!

Umm... what's this - (vibration fx) Gracious, such power! Almost slipped out of my hand.

I say, how riveting! The ultraviolet colors in here are a visual overload.

And the aroma of jasmine, roses, musk, and honey . If this shop's goal is to mesmerize, it's most effectual!

Great tarnation, what is that?!

The Dragon Driller 5000!

How is that even anatomically possible to work? It's got to be six feet long!

Oh, how farcical!

There's a description. (clears throat)

"Pay homage to the unprecedented Dragon Driller 5000, from the premier manufacturer of sex toys, Asmodeus Industries. Its unmatched fullness and thrusting action will leave you breathless and gushing. Ladies will screams and gents will cream for this ultimate monster of the bedroom, or any place for that matter, go for it! Now upgraded with tentacles. Use the promo code to get a 50 gallon drum of lube absolutely free".

Wow, I am absolutely thunderstruck! I commend the person who can withstand this behemoth.
And juxtaposed to it is the Subjugator 1100, also created by Asmodeus. He's got a monopoly, I swear.

"Explore the world of untamed ecstasy with the Subjugator 1100, with 11" of ribbed, eye-rolling pleasure. Developed by sex experts to stimulate all the right areas. Use it solo or with a partner as a strap-on for an unforgettable time".

Ha! You peg me with that thing? I promise you, that will not happen.

Hmm... "kinbaku kit" . (reads pamphlet fx) "This unique form of suspension bondage, originally developed in Japan, uses soft ropes and intricate knots, making this a visual feast for the eyes. Take full control over your submissive partner."

Well, I do enjoy beauty... this intrigues me! (flips pages fx)

Oh, the devilish things this presents!

What do you think, Dear? You want to be under my complete authority, and helpless against me?

(purrs)

What have you got there? the boxes are unmarked.

You're going to keep it a secret from me? That's not nice.

Do you have all you need?

Hello, my illustrious cashier, we'll take these. (puts boxes on counter fx)

Not even one hint, cher?

(scanning beeps fx)

Hmm, you're brazen. Maybe I'll spank you.

What's with that smirk? (plastic bag fx) Are you planning something?

Remember, my proclivity is to be the dominant one, so don't be getting ideas you'll prevail over me.

I am very assertive.

Oh... is that a threat? Mmmm...

Apologies, this Lust Languidness has thrown  me into a dopamine haze. I'm a bit more spirited than normal.

Ah yes, here's the money, sir.

Thank you, and have a splendid night! (takes plastic bag fx)

Oh, that place was rather inspiring, wasn't it?

I can't wait to read up on that kinbaku binding! From what I saw in the book, it's so explicitly poetic.

So you won't even drop a hint about your goods? Just one?

Rechargeable? Did you procure a vibrator, perchance?

Darling, Darling, of course I know what they are. (elevator door opens fx)
Vibrators were invented in the 1860s, to address, ahem, "female problems". They became commercially available in the early 1900s.

(elevator door closes fx) They're more streamlined and convenient now with that cordless capability, but the idea's all the same.

So... you gonna let me watch you use it?

You... didn't get a vibrator? Well, now I'm very curious!

The penthouse! (using key to open door fx) I do hope this room is better than that suite I got over in the Sloth Ring that one time. It didn't even have a bed or window. (opens door fx) oh my!