The Egg bois hunt!
Added 2025-04-20 12:22:10 +0000 UTCThat horrid jackalope Cat obtained wasn't so dead, it turns out! Alas, this teaches you NOT to purchase taxidermy is shady pawnshops in Hell.
GASP! What's this?! That despicable creature kidnapped Sir Pentious' trusty egg bois/egg boys/egg boiz and has proceeded to hide them in older posts all over this Patreon! To make matters worse, he has turned them savage! Oh, horror of horrors, whatever will we do?! *clutches pearl necklace to chest*
But I have faith in you all! I know you can find those errant, erratic egg bois. The twisted jackalope, in a show of pure pride, left a list of clues as to where the eggs can be found. He is confident they cannot be located and rescued! Strangely, he offered chocolate cauliflower as a reward for each recovered egg boi.
Please report back HERE when you have found one! Caution, because the egg bois are savage, they might not come back so willingly!
The egg bois can be found in the old threads containing these posts. They are:
"Get your paws off off me"
"Fuck"
"Rip"
"Wrong day"
"Waaiiiiit"
"You thought of Tiana, admit it"
"What’s in the box???"
"Give me a reason"
"Oops, we did it again"
"Takes notes, grunt, growl, yes…. how do you spell eurch???"
"Sleep, little demon, don’t say a word"
"When you didn’t notice there was a backside"
"Home away from home"
The egg bois can be recognized by their names. They are:
Gust, Benedict, John, Bob, Ralph, Steve, Jezus, Carl, Fred, George, Judas, Willy and Pubert.
Goodluck, and Godspeed, Sinners!
Credit for this game goes to Cat.
Comments
Oh right, Mr Waves hasn't figured out yet that I stole all his persimmons, while he was distracted watching the hunt show behind the curtain. I have tons of them *piles them in front of you* See Egg Boi, you have plenty to choose from! Mr Waves sure has an obsession...
Ariana Umbran
2025-04-21 19:09:50 +0000 UTCWaaaiiiit, I was promised stolen persimmons!
Rabid Eggboy
2025-04-21 18:51:42 +0000 UTC*comes back covered in glitter* *coughs glitter* What a way to destroy my threatening presence, I'm Hello Kitty now 😣. Anyways, I caught Willy, the most feisty of all the Egg Boiz. It took three of us, Invis, Spiral and myself to catch him! *snuggles comfortably with Willy next to the fire and treats him with marshmellows, I mean, marshmallows 🙄*
Ariana Umbran
2025-04-21 18:49:36 +0000 UTC
