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Facebook Chicken recipe

So! Many of you have asked if my kitchen mishap was rectified. It was, and it only involved minor scorching. Still, the frustration it produced was palpable. Turns out I made "Patreon Pâte à choux", a cousin of "facebook chicken"!

What in the world is "facebook chicken", you ask. Well, I am here to enlighten you! In the case of facebook chicken, you prepare some fowl, season it to perfection, and start cooking it. While it cooks, check your facebook. No need for a timer, you will ONLY be on the site for a few moments!

Before you know it, you are distracted by your online world; minutes turn into possibly an hour, and the chicken burns or scorches! This recipe can be replaced with any food item or site!

So remember, it's _________ (site that causes distraction) _________ (food that accidentally burns due to be so involved in said site.) X meatloaf, tiktok eggs, anything!

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Noted for later XD I'm sure I'll have a few of these recipes before and after baby kitten arrives in August XD Stay tuned for cooking mishaps a la extremely tried or forgetful Moma Kitty XD

Kitty Belle🐾🌸💜

sims 4 bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers......

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