Storytime!
Added 2025-03-21 19:19:09 +0000 UTCThere was one a small gnome who loved to walk. Stole pie from a porch and talk a lot. And then he found a ticket to a concert and the concert featured Radiohead, exotic butters, shovels, powerwolf, the juiciest plum you've ever heard, jazz hands and popcorn. The whole crowd wore neon and glow sticks and were having an orgy (x3) and New Orleans FUNeral. But suddenly a wild Pokémon appeared, a storm! And it had rabies they screamed like a fish. The cops showed up, and they joined the orgy. The cops showed up because the Pokémon had rabies and that is considered a very serious situation in Europe. And the Pokémon stared at them and also joined. But it spoke. It said OHHH DADDYYY pika pika, gimme 20 dollars. An got spanked. It farted and it was happy. The end. The cops took them to horny jail. But the jail did not prevail and they were all satisfied. The end. For el gasp the lock pick was its tail. And then the room exploded in cream. The end.
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Hey. Hope you are well. I don’t mean to push anyone, but I also don’t want anyone to be left out because they just didn’t see this post, hence, did you see? https://www.patreon.com/posts/chat-waves-will-124444845
Narator
2025-03-24 20:01:40 +0000 UTCAh yes that explains everything.
Itsuka 🐾
2025-03-22 18:25:06 +0000 UTCAbsolute cinema💯💯💯
Alexander OnAir
2025-03-22 05:22:19 +0000 UTC"the end" three times because orgy (x3) means they finished 3 times
A3 (eki) 🪑chair salesman 🪑🥔 Potato Overlord🥔
2025-03-21 20:37:11 +0000 UTC
