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1. verb ending in "ing" -  Fucking (Era)
2. noun -  Hand (Khaleesi)
3. adjective - Wicked (Tiffany)
4. adjective - Beautiful (Galaad)
5. adjective - Powerful (Tiffany)
6. adjective - Creepy (Invis)
7. an event - Baby shower (Happy)
8. adjective - Delicious (Spade)
9. noun - Hospital (spade)
10. adjective-  Cold (Araminta)
11. verb - Moan (Spiral)
12. plural noun - Does (Lil' Doe)
13. something you do with your mouth - Masticate (Fire)
14. plural body part-  Toe beans (Itsuka)
15. adverb - Hornily (Spiral)
 16. verb ending in "ing" - Spanking (Mell)
17. verb ending in "ing" - Grinding (Fire)
18. a fruit - Persimmon (Mell)
19. noun - Glitter (Sparkle)
20. verb ending in "ing" - Yelling (Itsuka)
21. adjective -  Noble/Royal (Era)
22. adjective - Rough (Spiral)
23. verb  - can't type/lose your ability to type (Itsuka)
24. plural noun - Foxes - (Nightmare)
25. adjective - Tiny (Invis)
26. adjective - Expensive (Araminta)
27. noun - Radio (Tiffany)
28. noun - Fucker (Era)