Oh, it's so slippery - I hope I don't drop it!
Added 2024-12-25 15:55:35 +0000 UTCAnd I did! In my attempts to wash butter off my hands, I dropped the soap promptly. All I could think about was that line. XD
Update: my hands are silky soft now. Excuses me, h*nds. I must keep these posts clean!
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I SAID IT WAS THE SOAP YESTERDAY ! I SAID IT !!!!
Galaad
2024-12-25 20:06:48 +0000 UTCOh, head pats with silky smooth hands! 🤩 (No censoring from me! I am a spicy time positive plant demon, thank you very much! 🌶)
BurnsLikeRue🌿📖🧨⚗️🧪🪭
2024-12-25 19:07:41 +0000 UTCOh, silky soft h*nds! I blush, when I think about all the things you could do to this cursed doggie with these! 😳 ... Fill my bowls with food and water, pat my head, scratch my ears or even give me treats! *faints*
Invis 🐕😈
2024-12-25 18:11:21 +0000 UTC
