"Summon" NSFW subtitles

Art by: lazy-gamer
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(page flipping fx, summon sound fx)

...he thought it prudent to call my bluff, and so, I ate his heart right there!

Rosie? Where did you go? Where am I, for that matter?

Oh? Who are you?

Wait, wait, let me guess: you summoned me, correct?

What troublesome inconvenience. I was enjoying a nice bottle of sherry with my friend, you do realize?

Well, let's get the formalities out of the way. My name's Alastor. What do you want?

Oh, you seek a deal? Well, isn't this your lucky day, I so happen to be an accomplished Deal Maker!

But before we get down to brass tacks, let's set some time aside to chat. Tell me, what drove a human such as yourself to dabble in the practice of invocation?

You do realize it could be a risky venture, especially when one is inexperienced, such as yourself.

Dear, as someone who had extensive training in the shadow arts during my life, I can spot a novice a mile away.

For instance, the summoning sigil in which I stand is drawn inaccurately. With such a slovenly error, anyone or anything could have appeared. Count your lucky stars it was I who fate chose.

Oh, and Darling, that circle of salt around you is laughably useless. (walking fx) See? I walked right over it!

Have I startled you? My sincerest apologies.

(mocking) But! But! Forgive my mockery, cher, but you're so droll when you're flustered!

Not only did I break your illusion of safety, but I've invaded you personal space! My gracious, however will you defend yourself?

A crucifix? And that's supposed to do what exactly?

(splashing water fx) Ack! Did you just throw holy water on me? Now you're just being a rude host!

(unsheathing dagger fx) Are you really threatening me with that ritualistic dagger? Darling, you're hilarious! I will take that from you; you don't want to hurt yourself. (knife clatter fx)

Now we can speak without pesky distractions. So, back to business: what is it exactly that you seek, my dear?

Mm hmm... oh... ah, I see! Well, I commend you for being so thorough with your request. And I can grant it quite easily. (snap fx)

Here is the full contract and a pen. Just sign on the line, and you dream will be fulfilled.

Yes, as stated in paragraph thirteen,  I will gain full authority of your soul once you sign. Basically, your soul will belong to me.

For how long? That's covered in the fine print.

You don't ... want to sell your soul? Well then... I'll take back to contract and the pen. If there's nothing else, I shall be on my way.

As lovely as your incense and  floral offerings are, I regrettably will pass, thank you.

A drop of your blood? This specific trade would require all of your blood, and what use would a deal serve for a corpse?

Liquor you say? That's more my language! But unless you have a case, I must decline.

No, no,  Darling, I deal in souls. My rules expressly state, "one deal in exchange for one payment or sacrifice".

Heavens sakes, no, I do not accept animal sacrifices!

I'm sorry, cher, I cannot agree to your trades.

Unless....

No, I can't never mind.

No, no, I couldn't possibly request such an act from you.

Well, I could make an exception this one time, to accommodate ANOTHER form of trade....

If you must know, you're rather pleasing on the eyes, and standing in such close proximity to you has stirred something lewd in me.

If I can't take your soul, I'll just have to sample your body.

No, Darling, not to possess you. Goodness, those guys who possess humans are so melodramatic.

No, I meant carnally. Sexual energy is a most efficacious currency. The power from one orgasm is equivalent to five sacrificed goats.

I assure you, it won't be any type of ultra-orgy torture. I'm not into that.

Oh, you're a shrinking violet (shy) suddenly. Dear... I can make you wishes tangible, but I require something in exchange, such is the way of the universe. And I ask you... how badly do you want it fulfilled?

Do we have a deal then?

Marvelous! That's exactly that I wanted to hear! No go on, take off your clothes!

Well, how am I supposed to have my way with you with your clothes on? Unless you want me to rip them off, you kinky thing!

Now you're being shy?! Oh, here, I'll disrobe first so you're not so self-conscious. (clothes being removed fx)

Oh! Stealing a glance, are you? I insist, stare all you want; you're going to be experiencing it soon, after all.

Ah, your cheeks blush like a Summer peach. I wonder if you're as flavorful and succulent as one, too.

So demure. But, I will shatter your facade, and make your flower overflow.

Now, open your mouth, Darling, so I can suck on your tongue.

(kissing)

Your life energy tastes amazing. It's stirring other parts of my anatomy. But you're aware of that, standing right against me, as it presses against your thigh, becoming more erect as your scent fills my nostrils.

My blood's rushing into it, and it's stiffening. It may be too overwhelming for you and your fragile human body.

Oh, you think otherwise? You hubris is a formidable aphrodisiac! Oh, how I want to ruin you....

Hmm? There's nowhere to lie in this dingy little attic! My dear, you must plan better next time!

I suppose I must do everything. (snap fx, makes bed appear)

Well, of course it's a bed! 

Dear, I may be a demon, but I'm not going to ravage you on a dusty floor covered with spiders and dust bunnies (clumps of lint). Have you no tact?

And, while I'm at it, I'll throw in a dash of ambiance with these dozen lit candles. (snap fx)

There. So much nicer.

Now... on with the payment. (kisses)

How do you want me to take you? From behind, pinning you down, or in your mouth?

No, Darling, you summoned a demon. You are not afforded the luxury of equal empowerment. Your complacency to me is bundled in with your payment.

So, which way will it be for you?

Pinned down? Want to surrender and feel completely overpowered? Consummate choice!

Lean back. (bed creaks fx)

Now, give me your wrists.

(bed creaking fx) Oh, but is it wise to allow a demon so much control? I'm holding your arms behind your head - you're totally helpless!

Or, have you resigned yourself that you're my sacrifice tonight? Look at you... pleading as though you're dying of thirst. Shall I quench your needy body?

You're granting me full authority then?

(beds creaks fx) You've sinned! You summoned a demon; you must pay penance. Confess your transgressions to me, my dear!

Oh... you're very well-versed at being reprehensible, it seems!

Your answers make me throb!

I could just enter you right now and get it over with. Or... I could tease you a bit... perhaps stuff you with my fingers and make me drip like a faucet as reprimand.

Let's see.. how will you respond if I touch you there? Goodness! You're so sensitive! Anywhere else, I wonder?

Is this why you summoned a demon? Were you secretly harboring fantasies about offering yourself to whoever appeared? To experience that sense of danger? Of helplessness?

You're not even objection to anything I do to you!

I can taste your eagerness... your needs. It dances on my tongue and steals my breath.

(Wendigo effect, bed creaks fx)

I must dominate you! to turn your mind inside out with transcending euphoria.

(normal voice) Do you want that?

Your nerve endings are ablaze with hunger. I must tend to them.

Have I discovered your weakness, Dear? What will you do if I swirl my tongue around it?

(licking fx)

How cute you are, writhing beneath me so needily. You like out little game, do you? Shall I give you more?

Then, open your legs.

What a complacent sacrifice you are!

I can already feel my veins rubbing against you!

You like submitting to me, Darling? Letting me have full control over you? I suppose this could qualify as a possession.

I own your body!

(Wendigo voice fx) Don't be startled, I revert to this form when I... when I'm losing control!

Ooh... I'm frightening? Well, Darling, you DID summon a demon, now didn't you?

(bed creak fx) You're doing so well!

Drape your leg up on my shoulder!

Speak my name! You summoned me, right? Pay homage to me!

Offer yourself! Offer yourself!

What a sumptuous offering you gave me!

 I do hope you enjoyed yourself.  Two times?!

You earned your end of our bargain. What the hell, I'll throw in another ask, too. Yes, I'm very generous. Or, perhaps that 's the oxytocin ("cuddle" hormone) speaking.

Oh cher, you're making me blush! I wonder if this will become commonplace for you.

I must say, your method of payment is quite unorthodox, but oh so entertaining!

Oh, I suppose I give your permission to summon me henceforth. What say you? Do we have a deal?