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Alastor: I'm back, Darling. Have you cooled off from your tantrum earlier?

Oh, please, Dear, save the dramatics for a stage play.

Really?

You're very misguided.

You know what's wrong with you? You're like that sourpuss, Vagatha.

You need to smile more.

You've some nerve. You're lucky I'm in a relatively good mood right now.

You're clearly hysterical and can't be reasoned with. I'm retiring to my boudoir.

What, this thing? Well, I was going to tell you about it, but then you accosted me with insipid badgering.

I was in the libations store and happened upon this.

Turns out my dear friend, Asmodeus, is dabbling in the field of liquor now.

It's a whiskey crafted using a nearly lost technique, overseen by Asmodeus himself, that dates back to ancient times.

Since I am a connoisseur of fine spirits, I wanted to give it a try.

I was going to invite you to join me, but you're still plainly nursing that grudge.

Well, as long as you act civil, I suppose I'll drink with you.

Aren't you going to follow me? I'm going to my room. Tsk! Really!

(scene change)

To truly enjoy the experience of a superior whiskey, you must start with appropriate drink ware.

I adore Husker dearly, but he can't clean a glass properly to save his life.

I only drink out of crystal, and I happen to own such a set.

Interesting aroma... what is that, honey and dates (fruit)?

Here, may I suggest a toast to a truce?

Oh, ha ha, Very funny.

Oh! That's very pleasing!

Mmm! Asmodeus needs to branch out more into alcohol.

I'm getting a refill. Would you like another, Dear?

You know, we... really shouldn't argue. It's such an uncouth habit.

I... do feel badly about snapping at you earlier. I will humble myself and apologize.

Darling, you were only reacting to my pettiness. I was baiting you, I'm abashed to admit.

Well, I'm sorry, too.

Wow! This drink really is liquid courage. Or, should it be called 'liquid humility'?

Either way, I do think it's aided us in burying the hatchets. Whatever the case may be, the argument seems to be water under the proverbial bridge.

This peace is so much nicer, don't you agree?

Why, it reminds me of the old days when I worked at the radio station.

I was a bit of a celebrity in the 'Big Easy' (New Orleans), and I frequently attended many-a cocktail parties with the elite.

Of course, my drinking partners were not as lovely as you, Darling.

D-did I just say that out loud? Well... liquor does truly loosen the tongue.

You know what they say: 'A drunk mind speaks a sober heart'.

Ooh, it goes quickly to the head, doesn't it? Perhaps we drank it too fast.

Hmm? Oh, I'm just looking at your face.

The alcohol has rosified your cheeks. They're practically glowing.

Why don't you scoot a little closer to me, cher? I won't bite.

There we go!

I... I just want to say, I do enjoy your company here at the hotel.

I know, I can be a right nitwit, but that's just how I am. It's nothing personal against you.

Well then, I guess we're both at fault... in terms of being difficult.

(kissing)

My goodness, what's going on with me? I... I can't seem to stop myself from craving you!

(kissing)

Wait a minute, the whiskey! It must contain an aphrodisiac! Why else would Asmodeus put his name on it?

Darling, he's the demon of lust and lechery! His business empire centers around sexual paraphernalia! It makes perfect sense that it'd be a love potion! And look! We've consumed a quarter of the bottle!

Yes, we... we could fight the urges, but do we really want to?

Oh, I could devour you right now! And I don't mean cannibalizing, either!

Darling, please, I must mate you now!

Oh, so feisty you are! Ow, you bit me! I don't care!

I'm so hard! Let me penetrate you!

Oh, Darling, you're so gorgeous!

Wrap your legs around me... yes, yes, like that!

I want to make you drip with nectar!

Oh, Darling, I'm... I'm losing control just looking at you!

Squeeze around me tighter, and let me go deeper!

Melt in my arms as I spill into you!

Yes, yes! Hold on - hold onto me tight!

I'm coming!

Gracious! I'm drained.

Oh, oh Dearest... did you? Oh, wonderful.

I want to hold you forever. Forgive me for... losing restraint near the end. I didn't scare you, did I?

Good... you are so special to me. I don't want to lose you. Ever.

You... really feel that way about me? After all the heartache I've put you through?

Oh, Darling, you're positively phenomenal. I love you, with all my heart and soul.

Do you feel that? Our heartbeats are synchronized.

I just want to savor this moment. I wish it could last forever.

Hold on, Sweetheart, I'm going to see exactly what that whiskey contained.

Whatever it was, it is absolutely formidable!

Let's see... okay, pretty standard: full moon-ripened grains, corn from the living realm....

Wait a minute... wait just a minute! It says: 'This whiskey does NOT contain an aphrodisiac. Try Asmodeus' Sensuous Whiskey for that effect.'

Well, isn't that a surprise? This wasn't a love potion, after all! It was our feelings for each other!

How silly! So this whiskey was merely a placebo!

Still, the whiskey was sort of a love potion; it permitted us to act on our feelings.

Suffice to say, I'm happy I purchased it, and perhaps I'll buy another bottle tomorrow.

I must write Asmodeus a thank you note.