Are You Flirting With Me?
Added 2024-07-02 19:00:03 +0000 UTCTell me your best pick up line.
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Girl, are you a stable economy? Cuz I've never seen anything like you in all my life...
Keith Hunsinger
2024-08-01 18:17:36 +0000 UTCIm originally from Alaska, id say. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hello I am Christopher and you are absolutaly gorgrous!
Chris Daniel Fighting Spirit Pro
2024-07-26 16:33:35 +0000 UTC"Stop me if you've heard this one." ;) "I once knew a pirate who always went out with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. When asked about this peculiar adornment, the pirate would reply, in a gravelly voice, 'Arrrrrr. It's driving me nuts!'" Truth be told I never got the hang of flirting, not of recognizing when someone was flirting with me. When informed in the aftermath someone flirting with me, my response is generally, "oh, I just thought they were being nice!"
Jason Millward
2024-07-03 02:14:38 +0000 UTCIt was one of the original Wayans movies so you know it's crazy 🤣
RedCyclone
2024-07-02 23:25:27 +0000 UTClol fair enough
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:15:09 +0000 UTCIt deff stopped beating haha
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:15:01 +0000 UTCLawd love it
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:14:49 +0000 UTCI've never seen it! But that's cute!
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:14:39 +0000 UTCOOOUUUU
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:14:24 +0000 UTCHAHHA Imma have to look this up
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:14:10 +0000 UTCOMG!
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:13:53 +0000 UTC:D
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:13:44 +0000 UTCI'm also not good at flirting lol but that is a good one!
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:13:36 +0000 UTCOkay that was clever AF
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:13:18 +0000 UTCHAHHAHAHAHA
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:13:03 +0000 UTCA classic!
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:12:58 +0000 UTCBROOOOOOOO OMFG
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:12:51 +0000 UTCBeing real is totally fair and valid! I also don't use pick up lines haha it's how I got my husband
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:12:41 +0000 UTCTy
April Hedlund
2024-07-02 23:12:32 +0000 UTCYOOOOO that made me laugh
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:12:19 +0000 UTCFair enough!
Abadon
2024-07-02 23:12:09 +0000 UTCHow much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to cave a person’s chest in. Wait… no, that’s not it
Agoraphobic looter
2024-07-02 21:35:22 +0000 UTCIs it the end of the world, or did my heart just stop beating for you?
Adam Mapes
2024-07-02 20:48:34 +0000 UTCare you a 10 because your the only 10 i see 😂😂😂
Darrell Wayne Harlan Jr
2024-07-02 20:47:47 +0000 UTC"You're so beautiful You could be an air hostess in the 60s" (shamelessly cited from Flight of the Conchords)
Mike Leiderman
2024-07-02 20:34:28 +0000 UTCNot a pickup line but something that a friend recently said to me and it hit me like a ton of bricks: “-You live as long as the last person who remembers you !”
Eric
2024-07-02 20:07:01 +0000 UTCMy favorite pick up line is by a crack head in Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood: "I got these cheese burgers maaaaan! I'LL SUCK YO D***" please YouTube it for context and cadence 🤣🤣🤣
RedCyclone
2024-07-02 19:54:05 +0000 UTCSo....how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? Sorry, I'll be going now.
Josh Howard
2024-07-02 19:21:54 +0000 UTCUmmmmmm........ 👀......... 🤯
Just_Porch
2024-07-02 19:09:36 +0000 UTCI would try but I am too awkward to flirt 😭🤣🤣 Also my favorite pick up line is, "Damn are you made of water? Cause I need you 8 times a day!"
Kyle Clevinger
2024-07-02 19:09:10 +0000 UTCLavender, eh? 🪻 That's not a color in the pansexual flag, but I'd be more than happy to make room for it and you in my life. 😁
Chad Hawkley
2024-07-02 19:08:24 +0000 UTCAbadon? More like, Aba-DAMN. I'll see myself out.
Brian Michael
2024-07-02 19:08:10 +0000 UTCAre your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.
Mac McCraney
2024-07-02 19:06:00 +0000 UTCHey, you like ramen, cause I was thinking of ramen you……….I’m going to bed early.
Daniel McCarthy
2024-07-02 19:05:28 +0000 UTCBeautiful! I don't do pick-up lines. I just keep it real and be myself.
Joe Grodensky
2024-07-02 19:03:57 +0000 UTCIf I said you had a wonderful body, would you hold it against me? 😜
Jake J
2024-07-02 19:03:09 +0000 UTCYes I am. I never used any lines
April Hedlund
2024-07-02 19:02:38 +0000 UTC
