Tell me a joke
Added 2024-02-10 19:00:03 +0000 UTCGo on now!
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you should do hachet face from crybaby the movie
Omega-Tech666
2024-02-21 22:49:13 +0000 UTCWhat's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers.
Somebody
2024-02-12 15:00:31 +0000 UTCI'll gladly take a chop to the chest.
James Peralta
2024-02-11 06:24:54 +0000 UTCGlad I could get a good laugh at you and have a good weekend hope you have something plan for valentine's day my parents got married on that day and after that is my mom birthday
Adam Mapes
2024-02-11 05:56:28 +0000 UTCOh no it wasn't bad haha I laughed
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:51:46 +0000 UTCI know bad joke three adams instead of three atoms because of the pronunciation
Adam Mapes
2024-02-11 05:50:56 +0000 UTCOh geeze
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:49:14 +0000 UTCAn nuclear fallout waiting to happen.
Adam Mapes
2024-02-11 05:48:51 +0000 UTCOhh yea
April Hedlund
2024-02-11 05:47:44 +0000 UTCOMG haha my dad told me that when I was a kid
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:47:26 +0000 UTCThis reminds me of the movie Fantasia
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:47:12 +0000 UTCI'm not sure...what?
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:46:56 +0000 UTCSomebody stole your tent 🤣
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:46:46 +0000 UTC🤣🤣 this was told to me a s a child haha
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:46:06 +0000 UTCI see you with the reference
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:45:46 +0000 UTCListen....I may smack you for that one 🤣
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:45:37 +0000 UTCThe ultimate dad joke bahaha
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:45:24 +0000 UTC🤣🤣
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:45:11 +0000 UTCI had NO idea where this was going but holy shit was it PERFECT 🤣
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:45:02 +0000 UTCListen....the way I laughed
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:43:33 +0000 UTCBRUUUUTTTHHHEEERRRRR
Abadon
2024-02-11 05:43:22 +0000 UTCWhat do you get when you try to combine the DNA of a seal and man? A lifetime ban from seaworld
Agoraphobic looter
2024-02-10 23:44:24 +0000 UTCDid you hear about the guy who was found dead in a bathtub filled with milk, and he was covered in fruit? Looks like the work of a cereal killer.
Mac McCraney
2024-02-10 21:49:09 +0000 UTCIt's the middle of the Cold War, two spies posing as man and wife are waiting for their instructions from their KGB contact to complete the assassination contract of the century. The KGB agent arrives. "Privet, comrades." "Privet, comrade Rudolph." "The operation is off, weather conditions will not be ideal for your shot." The agent is getting in his car, and the wife protests. "We have one opportunity for this, we've seen nothing of your 'un ideal weather conditions' how dare y--" The husband puts a finger to her lips. "I'm sorry, milye. We must trust him." "Why?!" "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Justin Clark
2024-02-10 19:43:47 +0000 UTCI have a dog with no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!
Joe White
2024-02-10 19:43:13 +0000 UTCWhat's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Raven
2024-02-10 19:38:15 +0000 UTCI worry for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
James Peralta
2024-02-10 19:32:00 +0000 UTCStop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel......
Slatermaaan
2024-02-10 19:14:59 +0000 UTCKnock knock Who's there Spell Spell who? W-H-O duh
Jeremy Kelley
2024-02-10 19:07:40 +0000 UTCPepito and josue went camping out. They set up their camp and everything, going to bed for the evening. Pepito wakes up josue and asks "hey man, what do you see? Josue responds: "oh i see nature, the trees and everything." Pepito nods and asks "ok, what else?". Josue continues, "oh, insee the moon and the stars and-". Pepito givea josue a tap on the head and says "No pendejo, somebody stole our tent!"
MellowDeviant
2024-02-10 19:03:32 +0000 UTCWhat do you get when you put three adams in an underground bunker?
Adam Mapes
2024-02-10 19:02:58 +0000 UTCWhy do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it.
Chris Codina
2024-02-10 19:02:40 +0000 UTCWhat's red and green and goes 100mph A frog in a blender
April Hedlund
2024-02-10 19:01:57 +0000 UTC
