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The Zombae
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Oh man yall these are so great

Abadon

I'm fucking dying hahaha

Abadon

Necrosis by Victoria Secret

Adam Skarnes

The All New 'Zombae Collection' by Restoration Hardware

Mike Leiderman

(brain matter drips off their chin) "...what? Self-defense."

Jason Siedzik

*freeze frame* Yup, That's me. You're probably wondering what am I doing here. Well, let me tell you.

Somebody

"I'm here to offer your favorite cake and eat your soul after your done"

Adam Mapes

“We’ve got 999 spooky, sexy haunts eager to send a shiver up your spine”

Adam Skarnes

"Now why should that man have fainted? But he did, and right across my path by the wall, so that I had to creep over him every time!"

Chris Codina

I couldn't decide about that or asking if you've heard about our Lord Jesus Christ but I don't want to offend anyone who is a believer so I went for the easy snorts.

Josh Howard

and me also

Dave K

“Welcome to the Zombae-kery! 🍰”

RDM

The way I laughed

Abadon

YO IT ME

Abadon

Yall be cracking me TF UP with these HAHAHAHA

Abadon

Oh hi I’m my names Abadon you might remember me from films such as the Zombae Apocalypse or The Zombae ate my homework I’m here to talk to you today about cakes 🍰

Jonathan dobrick

“Meow”

Daniel McCarthy

"If I stay perfectly still they can't see me said the 🕷️ to the 🪰"

RedCyclone

I see them there. They have the most beautiful white eyes and amazing body and amazingly seductive look on their face. "Is this seat taken I said." "Yes." They said. And I ran away. That's right I ran away. I could have got an autograph or shared my donuts that I had with Abandon but no. I wimped out. Sorry guys I blew it. 😁😁

Scott Winn

Yes. Very sure

April Hedlund

1st? You sure about that 🤔

Christopher Cracco

"if you see a contact lens anywhere, it's mine."

Dave K

Now not too hard, I'm still sore from last night!

Tony VanderPas

"Do you have moment to talk about your car's extended warranty?"

Josh Howard

Just keep looking at me, never mind the screaming in the other room

Monica

Oh, Didn't Notice You There

NeganMOX

Don't worry about that screaming downstairs.

Chris

Oh....you're home early.

Brad Hartman

I'm ready for my 1st victim

April Hedlund


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