Doctor: So, Ms. Hogsly, the test results are back and we have some good news and some bad news.
Ms. Hogsly: Just give to me straight, doctor.
Doctor: Well, it would appear that you are never going to have to worry about keeping a slim waistline. Because your body seems to think the only places it can store fat from your, ehm, generous eating habits, is in your breasts and butt!
Ms. Hogsly: I see. Well, that would certainly explain a couple things. So... what’s the bad news?