The delicious taste of sketches #99

Soylent Blue; The berry replacement that consumes you! "Uh..you might want to work on that pitch, Miss Jenkins....Miss Jenkins??"

Jagnir

Bust-Up Bubblegum, see how large you can get'em!*Warning, popping bubbles will cause cumulative growth on a geometric scale. Do not chew more than one piece at a time. We are not responsible for damage to clothing, accessories or buildings. Thank you for choosing Bust-Up Bubblegum for all your chewing needs!*

Galka30

Haven't seen our soup witch friend for a while. Feel like we missed out on some Halloween shenanigans with your tablet out of commission too so anything to do with either of those. Maybe soup witch is the house on the block the kids stay away from because she gives, you guessed it, soup instead of candy.

TomboyRebecca

the relationship between a peanut butter and (strawberry) jelly goo girls.

CarlTL

A woman who was clearly abused the "all-you-can-eat" buffet. The staff has become rather upset with her coming in everyday this week.

"The flavor of this dish was most unexpected... but I'd like another, please!"

Munemune

Boob-vore: GaLactia, the powerful entity who are going to consume all the universo with her great maw breast

wotno

Bad kitty! Only because you're able as a catgirl to open human doors, you are still not supposed to loot the christmas supplies all at once. You know that all that candy calories in your belly will go straight to your breasts and hips, AGAIN! That's it, no more desser...! Aaaugh don't look at me like that with you big wide eyes ... You know, i cannot be angry with you when you stare at me like... <a href="http://data.whicdn.com/images/19776893/tumblr_lo9rn711Cc1qkk7vto1_500_large.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://data.whicdn.com/images/19776893/tumblr_lo9rn711Cc1qkk7vto1_500_large.gif</a> Okay, do you want cream along to that?

Jumper9

I like your "Jordan Ramsey" concept.

The Producer

Kay, what was your last year trick-or-treating like? Did you get a good haul?

ProfessorGoggles

A shark girl surprises her boyfriend with bigger, fuller lips. Turns out he's been declining her offers for a blowjob, and she just assumed it was due to her thin lips. "Uh, sweetie... that's not quite the reason..." *Light gleams off her teeth* A taste tester at a fancy restaurant is very strict with quality of her chef's dishes. "Why is this crème brûlée so stiff? My tits jiggle more than this! Remake it and the other three mains you ruined tonight, you're not leaving till I'm satisfied." She's gonna need a bigger suit. A chocolate girl getting "eaten" out and "melting" under her lover's ministrations.

Geistsieg

Is there a difference between skim, 2% and whole I wonder?

The Producer

A party has a bowl of transformative candies. The idea being that you eat one and enjoy the effects. But one girl didn't get the message and is gorging upon the confections.

The Producer

Very busy girls with tags/signs hanging from around their necks that say "Chocolate Milk" "Strawberry Milk" "Regular Milk" etc. Like a drink bar of sorts?

Loner2000