The semi-official-almost-start of sketches #77

Can we get more of that transwoman centauress from "What a centaur needs" maybe? Maybe trying on tops?

Galka30

A centauress gleefully cannonballing the local pool. Lu, enjoying the beach in a sophisticated frilly one piece, causes great confusion and embarrassment for the lecherous tentacle beast probing the waters for supple lasses. A bat girl grumbling about how her boobs flop in her face while she's trying to get to sleep upside down. On the up side they make a good sunshade for the nocturnal nymph.

Geistsieg

Love this idea.

Geistsieg

Granted thats for a target audence the fabric only barely covers the nipples, for everyone else is enough for a beach umbrella...

CarlTL

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Ariana Legna

Maybe Alexis decided to finally take advantage of the corporate yacht for a little fun with the whole group, not knowing it wasn't made with her weight in mind. Thank god there is *more* than enough 'life raft' to go around.

TomboyRebecca

A cowloon girl who forgot to pack her swimsuit and has to borrow one from her non-cowloon friends. Exposed udders and poorly covered multi-boob ensue.

TomboyRebecca

"At first we haven't thought to raise even 10.000 dollar with our crowdfunding campaign. Now we're proud to announce not only that we reached our 1.000.000 dollar goal for our BreastGrowthGum, but also reached our extended milestones for the BubbleButtGum and SwellWellBellyChew!" The trainee was nearly bursting with pride while she was demonstrating the newest prototypes of all three products.

Jumper9

One woman trying to bury another woman to make a sand mermaid on the beach and struggling with trying to mound enough sand to cover the others "huge tracts of beach real estate".

The next part of Pen Island, where the swollen tour guide shows her nerdy guest the wonders of the tennis courts, and all the balls there.

Emperorbassexe

"It's swimsuit season again! Is your body swimsuit ready?" With a very large in every way woman giving the television the finger and saying, "Fuck yes it is."

Iliara_Kantira

"This year's hot fashion trend is the one-piece!" "...this is a piece of dental floss with a few scraps of fabric attached."

DA

When I was a kid, I was always told that when you had the hiccups, you were growing. So maybe have a woman who every time they have the hiccups, their boobs get a little bigger.

Darth Cabbage

Picun on holidays trying a new solar lotion that absorbs solar radiation into the breast.

wotno

A teen on a beach wishes for the beach to be full of topless women with large breasts. His wish is granted as every man on the beach is transformed into a woman with large breasts.

Gen-Awesome

A woman with massive inflated breasts on top of the water. She is saying something like "Thank goodness for these inflatable implant/life savers"

Loner2000

Just because break is here doesn't mean science doesn't need to get done. Back to those buoyancy figures..

Jagnir

It's all fun and games for celebrating the first day of summer, until someone tricks all the sorority girls into practicing a fertility chant that actually works.

The Producer