Dr. Sketchlove or How I Learned to Sketch Worrying and Love the Bomb #13
Added 2015-02-03 04:36:31 +0000 UTCLet's do something a little different this week-- Fake movie posters! Titles, taglines, hooks, catchphrases... let's see what you got!
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I always have enjoyed the tagline for for the 80s Transformers cartoon: "Beyond good. Beyond evil. Beyond your wildest imagination." A favorite movie poster of mine will always be the US release of Godzilla vs Megalon: Two titans tussling atop the Twin Towers. Having it on VHS left a mark with me. "GIANT AGAINST GIANT... the ultimate battle!"
Munemune
2015-02-11 06:41:49 +0000 UTCWhat about making Troy a much better movie - or at least a more entertaining one - by recasting it as a war between massively endowed hermaphrodites for the love of the most mountainously buxom beauty in the land? Or Princess Moon-cans, where an Ainu warrior cursed with a cock too big for any mortal woman must journey in search of a cure - and instead meets a human girl adopted by breast-spirits and grown as one of their own.
notadmittingit
2015-02-10 20:17:44 +0000 UTCRound two begins. Brokeback Mountains: "Immobility has never been this intimate." 8008: A Lack-of-Space Odyssey: "The pod bay doors are going to open. One way or another." Constantina: "Too huge for Heaven. Too hot for Hell." Diana Jones and the Lust Crusade: "The lady in the hat is back. And this time she's bringing her mum. Join them on their quest for the Horny Grail." Plump Fiction. (I've got nothing, but the original poster is something you could work with.) The Whole Nine Yards of Ass: "Oz's new neighbour is an ex-assassin with a hip size to match her head count." Apocalypse Cow: "War has never been this jiggly." or "I love the smell of moo juice in the morning."
Geistsieg
2015-02-10 13:16:04 +0000 UTCIt's Six-Stringed Samurai, Buddy Holly survives WWIII and has to cross the Mohave to claim the throne of The King in Vegas. The hip titles were all bad Die Hard puns, and Octopussy is just way too easy.
Antares
2015-02-03 21:55:19 +0000 UTCThe Beast with Two Backsides. Lowe White and the Seven Shortstacks. The Thick and the Furious.
Galka30
2015-02-03 19:55:06 +0000 UTCI just think the posters for Kill Bill, or Pulp Fiction would be great to BE.
MrHHH
2015-02-03 14:27:22 +0000 UTCCharacter swaps! Miriam swapped in for Liam Neeson in "Taken" Upcoming film Chappie except with Cappie! Playing on old monster movies. The Boost "a fantastic alternative to plastic surgery is the newest cosmetic craze, but what happens when every one can't get enough of it?" It's a play on "The Stuff" Dr. More Bigger is More Better, No?
Mason Dunne
2015-02-03 14:11:26 +0000 UTCAre we talking about something to see in the LBSM universe or just some random titles? In the LBSM “Patagon” placed in historical times (Flystones?) and/or in space era (Spacevessels?) will make sense. In the first one flying stones are used instead of antigravity pads to handle pATAgon-sized breasts in faux-prehistoric times (which means that shortage of these could be a driving force behind plot…). In the last one mass is not a problem (in microgravity you don't need anti-gravity pads to move even Than-sized breasts around), but volume and size of constructs will be limiting indeed. Or something like “P-Team” if Than wants to play with action-adventure genre. There she could be two characters at once: nible and fearless (since unkillable) character as a figurehead (which may look as regular human or not) and “deep thinker” behind the scenes. Not sure if Cowloon, Rhea, and Alexis would invent something: it just does not look like something they'll do.
Khimru
2015-02-03 13:23:03 +0000 UTCJohn Carter of Bras: "Last in one cleavage. Found in another." Galaxy Breast: "That's no moon!" The Mammary: "The rivers of Egypt will flow with the milk of the innocent." Dude Where's My Bra?: "Rachael and Denise lost a magic bra during the craziest night of their lives. Now they've got to get it back before they lose their mobility!" Lipples: "Don't feed them after midnight." Mammalien: "In space, noone can hear you moo." The Progenator: "Sent from the future to populate it."
Geistsieg
2015-02-03 13:21:27 +0000 UTCAntares you've made my week. Rack, Stacked and Two Broken Brastraps, and all your quotes had me in titters.
Geistsieg
2015-02-03 12:32:24 +0000 UTCThe Quiet Manatee
thrandrall
2015-02-03 10:50:22 +0000 UTCWhat is the six boobed samaurai a reference too? The rest of yours ive seen cept for the hips ones. I can only think of it referencing seven samurai but six and seven don't add up. Also how do you pass up movies with the titles of Snatch, Octopussy, Lolita, The Life And Death Of Colonel Blimp, Fiddler On The Roof, F For Fake, Two Mules For Sister Sarah, *and possibly* Rope, Rubber, and Titus. They kind of write themselves.
Serp
2015-02-03 10:02:46 +0000 UTCIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Serp
2015-02-03 09:24:06 +0000 UTCHoo boy, where do I start? Names Six-Boobed Samurai Citizen Cow Drink, You Sucker! a.k.a. A Shirtfull of Mammary Rack, Stacked, and Two Broken Brastraps Dem Hips, Dem Hips 2: Hips Bigger, Dem Hips With A Vengance, A Good Day For Dem Hips (I'm not clever enough for butt puns) Quotes They Live: "While she sleeps, They Grow" Robocop: "Part woman. Part cow. All Science" Escape From New York: "1997: Cowloon is a walled maximum capacity milk factory. Shrinking smaller is impossible. Growing bigger is insane." Day of the Dead: "The bred shall have their day..." Poster references Army of Darkness Scarface Goldfinger The Graduate 1941 (Please don't actually try this one Zdemian)
Antares
2015-02-03 08:57:43 +0000 UTC"The Cowgirl who jumped over the Moon" based on the inspirational true story. Coming this spring to a theatre near you!
Darth Cabbage
2015-02-03 08:06:51 +0000 UTCThe Return of The Attack of The Daughters of The 48 Inch Breederbuns From Andromeda 5
Jagnir
2015-02-03 07:50:12 +0000 UTCJaws parody poster. Same picture of the shark underneath coming up and a girl swimming, except girl has giant breasts. Tagline: "We're going to need bigger breasts." A Clockwork Orange Nothing really there, I'd just love to see a gender-bent group of giant breasted Alex and droogs. Gender-bent Good Will Hunting Tagline: "How do you like these apples?" The Big, The Massive and the Monstrous Spaghetti Western with giant breasts! Tagline: "They formed an alliance of breasts to steal a fortune in dead man's gold."
Iliara_Kantira
2015-02-03 07:43:04 +0000 UTCWe need... bigger guns!
TetsuKnife
2015-02-03 05:04:18 +0000 UTCBut... the future refused to change.
Faceless Avenger
2015-02-03 04:55:12 +0000 UTCDouble the power, double the danger.
BioYuGi
2015-02-03 04:39:28 +0000 UTC
