Crissie's Soiled Snowsuit
Added 2023-03-06 17:00:06 +0000 UTCCodi's Diary: Entry 071
Justice has a sweet sense of humor. After far too many weeks cooped up inside, Crissie and I got the chance to take a much-needed vacation. Having little familiarity with Earth, I deferred our travel destination to Crissie. BIG MISTAKE.
I honestly thought the worst she could throw at me was four days at some stupid mega nursery or diaper lovers convention. I had no idea she'd be so cruel as to make me do physical activity! I live a sedentary lifestyle for a reason! If that wasn't bad enough, she also took me to quite possibly the coldest place she could think of, as if we weren't stuck inside BECASUE OF the snow. My goo-filled limbs were ice blocks by the end of the first hour.
Crissie, meanwhile, had no issue zooming up and down the mountain while I was stuck on the bunny hill for most of the day. I'd like to have a long talk with whoever invented this skiing garbage because taping long sticks to your feet is not an efficient way to move anywhere!
By the time the sun was setting, my limbs were so sore and frosty that I feared they might fall off. My one source of catharsis was watching Crissie trudge her way up the steps of the clubhouse with a massive wet stain on her suit. Turns out Pissy Crissie didn't stop skiing to change a single time and was suffering the consequences of that decision dearly. I managed to sneak a picture while she was stripping down and I cannot wait to turn it into ✨ART✨!
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Artwork by CodiBaby 😘
