SFW: Your Stunningly Cheeky Thick Momma
Added 2024-01-14 14:11:44 +0000 UTCYour Stunningly Cheeky Thick Momma
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I never intended to make a How I Met Your Mother until I literally got to the end of this, and it just. felt. right. Also I just realized it would be funny if I had actually said "how I met OUR mother, Timmy" but that might have been just a tiny bit too dark.
SciSpanderFi
2024-01-14 20:45:48 +0000 UTCSo I get to the place where I'm supposed to be meeting my date, and I notice her wave at me from across the beach. But then when I finally get to the spot on the beach covered in romantic getaway stuff, I'm shocked to see who I was supposed to meet propped up in the sand on her elbows. "Wha! S-Sweetie?!" My momma utters in surprise. "Momma?!? Wh-wh-what're YOU doing here?! I just got a message on the dating app where I met my first girlfriend telling me to..." My voice began to falter as I began to realize what had happened. "...meet... her... here...." She grinned sheepishly up at me as I groaned and covered my face, peeking between my fingers. "Uhhh well you found her I guess. But you know...." I tilted my head in confusion as I slid my fingers to the sides of my head. She lay back down into the sand and brought her hand to the back of her head as her breasts squished over to either side of her chest. "Wh-wha...? I.... You...." I stuttered, trying not to stare at them. She speaks to me regardless, saying in an incredibly intoxicating way: "Nobody's gonna know our little secret.... We're dating after all, even if it is on accident. Why don't we just go with it? It's not like we have matching hair color anyways, right?" "Well... when you put it that way...." I hear myself utter. And that was how I met my mother.
SciSpanderFi
2024-01-14 20:30:58 +0000 UTC
