Here's what I'm imagining is going on in this image:
"S-Sweetie, I... I'm beginning to have doubts that taking pictures of me modelling in nature while wearing this skimpy outfit is really going to make me popular with men on dating sites and other social media....
Wh-What do you mean it's certainly working for you?! Is that why you're drooling while staring at me and my huge body?! I'm your mother!"