Poll - Mascot job applications
Added 2019-04-13 15:51:55 +0000 UTCHad a fun day at work today. Not because the work was fun, but because I kept brainstorming for mascot character ideas for my Patreon 2.0.
Let's turn this into a fun fictional story.
So, I posted a (fictional) job offer on a (fictional) job site, and got some (fictional) applications from a bunch of (fictional) ladies. I thought I'd involve you all in the process of reviewing the applications and let you vote for your favorite, if you find one you think would be perfect for the job!
Here's the (fictional) job posting that I did:
"Harmonist11 is looking to hire a young adult female for a promotional gig at his upcoming Patreon page. Job is part-time and hours vary. Job description includes modeling and participating in special activities. Sexual experience recommended, but not required."
Surprisingly, I've received five applications already! I also asked bunch of my loyal random guys to do quick background checks on these girls. There are no names or pictures on the applications, but I'm sure we'll get some if we find a contender for the job and contact them!
#1 - The shy nympho geek (age: 19)
Tell us about yourself and why you think you'd be good for this job:
"I'm just an average girl. I need a job, badly. I don't really have experience, but please consider me. ...I wear glasses."
What do you look like? What makes you attractive?
"I... I have kinda long, dark hair. My b-breasts are kinda big, I think. My glasses... maybe?"
Background check:
"Her introduction seems correct. She's the shy bookworm type, wears glasses, is geeky. And jobless. But she's NOT inexperienced. She's just over a relationship with a guy who demanded sex every day for the two years they dated, which she put up with because she was 'madly in love' with him, and because the guy paid all the bills. Now she's on her own, jobless and sexually frustrated. Which doesn't go very well with her social awkwardness. Shouldn't be an issue for us though!"
#2 - The cute airhead (age: 18)
Tell us about yourself and why you think you'd be good for this job:
"I'm just looking for something new to try. I learn fast. Yeah. Hi."
What do you look like? What makes you attractive?
"I'm a normal girl. Short hair. People say I have sleepy eyes, but I don't think that's true. Just normal. I'm sorry, I don't really understand the other question. I think I'm cute? Something like that?"
Background check:
"This girl is totally clueless. She never seems to stay in one job for long, probably because she never learns anything and ends up goofing off. Her eyes always look sleepy and her hair seems to be in constant bedhead mode. Despite all this, her confidence can be quite endearing sometimes. Not to mention she's pretty darn well developed physically in all the right places, in contrast to her immaturity. We doubt she has any experience, especially on the sexual side, but she'd probably do just about anything if it's part of the job. A real airhead."
#3 - The carefree student (age: 18)
Tell us about yourself and why you think you'd be good for this job:
"I'm a student, looking for part-time work. Guys always say I'm sexy, so I'm sure I'd do great!"
What do you look like? What makes you attractive?
"Blonde hair, nice body. I don't mind showing off some skin. Nude modeling? Let's do it! I take real good care of my hair too."
Background check:
"Classic college/university girl slash cheerleader. Does part-time jobs on the side while she studies. Personally, I don't think her looks are anything special, but she does have a decent figure. Always upbeat and full of energy, not to mention perfectly ok with some casual sex if the mood strikes, or if it pays her daily expenses. Totally carefree. Makes the occasional mistake, but always shrugs it off with a chuckle. Too ordinary? Oh, one thing to note. She has really bad taste in hair accessories and always has something weird clinging to her hair."
#4 - The professional with a weakness (age: 22)
Tell us about yourself and why you think you'd be good for this job:
"I already have a job. I do office work in a pretty big company. I just... want to prove I can look good outside of an office cubicle too. What's this about sexual things? I'm sorry, I might not be ok with that..."
What do you look like? What makes you attractive?
"I have really long hair, and I prefer wearing glasses, so that I look smart. I know my way around makeup. I put a lot of effort into looking good! And... my thighs...? They're nice, maybe."
Background check:
"This office lady has a rather mature and refined outward appearance, but in reality she's quite clumsy and has a big weakness. She's really bad with alcohol. Just a little sip and she's off to her own little world that she'll forget about the next day. That world of hers is totally without common sense and inhibition, and the reason why she finds herself in obscure sexual encounters every so often, but almost never remembers anything that happened afterwards. When she's sober, she can ever so slightly be a bit of a tsundere character."
#5 - The genuine catgirl (age: 19)
Tell us about yourself and why you think you'd be good for this job:
"Please believe me, I'm not lying. I have cat ears and tail. I'm a real catgirl! I can make a cute kitty pose, see? Ehehe... Please? I really need work..."
What do you look like? What makes you attractive?
"L-like I said, I'm a catgirl! Cats are cute. Right? M... M-meow...? Oh, what do I look like? Shoulder length hair. Some guy at work said I have a nice ass. He got kicked out of the cafe though, so I don't know."
Background check:
"This must be fake. No way can this girl be a genuine catgirl with ears and tail 'n all! But all evidense seems to support that she is, in fact, a girl with cat ears on her head and a tail coming out of her back. Everyone seems to think she just enjoys cosplaying, and no one believes her when she tries to convince them she's the real deal. No wonder she's having hard time finding a job. The maid cafe she worked at recently just closed down, so that's probably why she's desperately trying us as well. She seems pretty sociable and open. A cute find. What do you think?"
SHOULD I HIRE ONE OF THESE? OR SHOULD WE WAIT FOR MORE APPLICATIONS?