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An Urgent Stop at the Burger Restaurant

Added 2023-11-30 08:46:08 +0000 UTC

Another restaurant, another stop

SAI: We’re very close to our destination already. Is there really a need to stop at every restaurant we see just for NRT to eat?

SKR: Yeah… KKS-sensei, you spoil him too much! It doesn’t appear like he’s really that hungry too.

NRT: S-SKR-chan, you know how upset my stomach can be when I’m- (Eek!) …W-when I’m hungry I can’t function properly in a combattebayo… (Ungh!)..!

SKR: You haven’t been this annoying with food until recently though! Besides, this place smells a bit weird… I can’t describe it...

SAI: Does it smell like someone's stuffy buttcheeks?

SKR: ...That's one way to describe it.

KKS: Come on guys. Remember one of our principles as a shinobi. You know how important tolerance and mutual understanding are between teammates. If one of our comrades can’t be of use in combat he might as well be at home, lying on the bed.

KKS: I'll be at the restroom for a bit. NRT, you look like you need to throw up, you should follow me.

NRT: Y-yeah! Suddenly I my stomach feels funny! I might've eaten too much ...Hahahaha! Be right back guys!

...

SAI: Are they always this close?

SKR: ... They might have.

Back to the toilet session!

NRT: KKS-sensei, I think they're beginning to suspect something!

KKS: You're worrying too much about trivial things like that, NRT. We need to focus on purifying your insides with foreign bodily fluids.

NRT: I know! But this is the fourth time we have done this during this mission alone! I'm exhausted! At least let me catch a break for a week or two, ttebayo!

KKS: We have no time to laze around. Don't forget, I'm doing this for the sake of everyone's safety, including yours. If we don't do anything to control the nine-tailed beast in your body, you'll end up being consumed by it.

KKS-sensei has been really annoying about the nine-tailed beast in my body. Recently, we've been doing this a lot during missions, even after we're done with missions too!

I know he's only looking out for me, and I'm determined to work hard to fight it, but being this intimate with another man is so weird, ttebayo! I wish it was SKR-chan that's helping me!