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Beware of Chicken Merchandise+Giveaway

Honourable Cultivators: An annoucement from Huizhong Collectables, and our partner, The Merch Guild

Our great company has been working hard to produce wonderous artifacts, and we can now unveil these heavens-shaking creations to the world.

Beware of Chicken has merchandise! We have a plushie Big D, we have T shirts we have posters, we have hand made mugs!

 The store will be opening soon, and to celebrate we will be hosting a give away—unfortunately due to local laws, the only place we can host this is in the US, Canada (excluding Quebec) and Australia.

Tomorrow, Magnificent Rooster Tier Supporters will also get early access to the shop—so stay tuned for that!

But for now.... https://themerchguild.com

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Comments

They took a lot longer than expected to clear customs at the Panama Canal. They're undergoing final testing now.

Casualfarmer

Do we have an estimate on when the Bi De plushes will be delivered? I'm really hoping I didn't miss a notification and someone stole it

Andrew Wallace

I figured it out. You have to be at $5 a month (select chick then increase it to $5) and then go to Posts and choose the one titled “The Store is Open for Patrons!” It has the password there.

Emma Thompson

Where can I find the password to access the store? Thanks!

Emma Thompson

Damn thats a great chicken

Thomas Brusilovsky

.... where's the straw hat??

this will work

Thanks, sent the email!

Angel

Hi - please email us at info@themerchguild.com and we can manually enter you into the competition.

The Merch Guild

All items will be available in the UK!

The Merch Guild

Hi - please email us at info@themerchguild.com and we can manually enter you into the competition.

The Merch Guild

Most items will be delivered by christmas if you order this week, except the plushie which is a pre-order.

The Merch Guild

Hi - if you email us at info@themerchguild.com we can manually enter you into the competition.

The Merch Guild

WOO! MERCH!

Scott Lawlor

I hope Elder Shou will know what the fire root is, its been bugging me since book 1

Ryan McClung

Fffff- just found out my headphones broke. The $80-ish CAD ones from JBL. They lasted so long, too... like, 2 years, almost. Great... another expense. Can't use headphones with my tablet without them being Bluetooth. There's no headphone slot on this thing. Yeesh. When it rains, it pours.

Havefeith

They have to take out the tigu lanlan and Xianhua dolls, what a huizhone design

Baqc∞ART

I live in NZ. I can't even enter or get the plushie!

GameJunkie999

Ugh super lame my entry is flagged as spam. Tried twice same message. Guess no gift pack for me.

Albyihat

I like them all

ARSLOTHES

Yup, same here as well.

Z H

He's only looking angry because you're mocking his noble plumage.

Z H

And the mug looks amazing!

D J Meigs

Awww he’s got his little jacket!

D J Meigs

It still both tells me zero entries and that i can't enter because i already did. Very frustrating

Philip

Hope the maple-wheat mugs are at least 16oz / 475ml

Cranky Otter

Wow! A lot of this looks great. Except for the Bi De plushie which isn't like Bi De at all. I guess what i mean is Big D is a noble bird with a grand physique. This plushie is an angry bird knock off.

Modesty Goose

That chicken can't stroke his waddles. Must be the young rooster dressing up in dads clothes

Thomas Hendrix

going to be buying my own presents tho I have spread the love about BoC

Cranky Otter

Perhaps, in the future, we will even be able to get Tigu plushies like Lu Lu's "guardian spirit?"

Barry Morgan

Same problem here, with both Chrome and Edge.

Mark Greenberg

Well... I mean it's been this long, a chick needs to be a rooster eventually.

Reid Haataja

I got so worried when you mentioned the give-away having limited locations like "Ah Australia will be left in the dust again :("

Nathaniel Jacob moore

So we.. Need to beware of Chicken merchandise? So should we check its quality? Or just not buy it? I'm so confused! (Yes... I'm trying to be funny, before people start jumping down my throat :P )

Splutty

Any hope we can get any of them by Christmas ?

Tony

Can I just buy?

Joseph Snyder

Love the mug!

Alex Ingraham

Damn I want that Fa Ram mug real bad.

Featherweight

That blue tee is great!

Tom Marshall

I tried too, couldn't get it working either

Cheuk Hin Ho

The giveaway is saying my entry was blocked as possible spam. 😭 I’m using the suggested browser but no go.

Angel

I've heard Quebec has unique laws related to giveaways that makes it challenging for small organizations to include them

ZackB

My GF is going to love that cock...

Tony

Out of curiosity, why excluding Quebec?

Purple Floof

I... I think you just got my money... SHIT!!!

ItWasIDIO!!

I would absolutely love the Big D plush. But, uh, I'm mostly broke each month. Can't save worth shit like I used to. Too impulsive a spender now.

Havefeith

Hopefully available internationally, sadly can't enter the giveaway in the UK

Ben

Still broken as of this time but will check later

Philip

thank you! Also any chance the new 'gift patreon' feature can be on? Patreon's messaging it but I don't see how to gift people the gift of Casualfarmer :D

Philip

Nice mug

PeterPL

I have never been more glad in my life to be Australian!

Akki

okay, I spoke to the merch guild, and it may be fixed now

Casualfarmer

I need that beautiful cock

Trebuchet

Same

Sean O'Connor

Well... I doubt that I will win anything... but I'm totally going to buy most of these products

Michael Beard

Can we just appreciate Big D giving such a judgmental stare lol

Damian

I want that rooster

BeardPriest

The giveaway glitches and prevents entry saying i already have but it was my first time at the site.

Philip

Wait. That's like... the sickest merch I have ever seen. Literally the only merch I have been tempted to buy.

C

I want a toque with the Fa Ram emblem. A meaningful emblem is worth 10,000 words.

Kensai

I NEED a Big D plushie

Kamena

i may be a grown man but man i need that plushie in my life! plus the mug will work great as well!

THEMIGHTYBOXHEAD

woring hard, love you long time.

Bruno Vieira

I’m so excited!

Lance Platt

As a non-Canadian, it still goes fucking hardddddd.

Just A Dude

One thing love. The picture of them picking rice. Why does Jin not have freckles? Besides that. Totally getting the Bi De plushie

Synova Vitale

Damn, Quebec is catching strays from non Canadians lolol

John DeLuca

I need it ALL! As a fellow Canadian the Fa Ram symbol goes fucking hardddddd

John DeLuca

Oh my god! Love it!

Kt-x

Bi De Plush!!!!!!!!

Lanter

Our great company has been woring hard ( working )?

Acrs1

Oh shoot. Def want one of those beanies. Lost my old one and have been looking to buy a new one. Perfect timing!

Zero Wrath

I want that mug and beanie so bad

Homeless One

Based on what I know of Canadians I suspect you would have excluded Quebec regardless of local laws.

Robert Mullins

HOLY SHIT!!! Damn, this is such a bad time to be broke. But I missed the hard copies sale, I REFUSE to miss the Big D plushie!!!!

Nicholas Roberts

I always wanted to cuddle with Bi De!

WarStrider72

Awesome!

WarStrider72


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