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Star Wars The Acolyte Is So Good The Fans Failed The Critics - Best Movie Ever

Star Wars The Acolyte is the single greatest piece of art known to man, but audiences don't believe it. Don't you understand that critics know what's best for you? Why would you question them? They do this for a living, I think they know what they're talking about.

Star Wars The Acolyte Is So Good The Fans Failed The Critics - Best Movie Ever

Comments

Hahaha 😂 “Before Disney owned it” haha 😂 SO TRUE

JOURNEYONWITHME

Magic push is hilarious!

DevilDog3381

I loved “this was before Disney took over so they had to ask for parent consent” lol haha best line ever written

Ronald

Haha 😂 SPACE SEAGUL!!!! 🦆

JOURNEYONWITHME

That fire in space was completely scientifically legit. All that is required for combustion is oxygen, a heat source, and fuel, and everyone knows that two out of three is enough.

Paul Watkins

The only thing enjoyable about Star Wars these days is watching them get dunked on by Space Ice.

Fouzy Younus

Yeah, maybe 🤣

Stephen Piccone

I love the fire in space.... Where are the firefighting space firefighting firefighters when you need them!

ahderah chase

Yeah it is...

ahderah chase

Magic push!

Nick Burnette

It's a bad movie script stretched to 8 hours and cut up so they can brag about servicing more streaming C O N T E N T. Pretty applicable tbh

Glowsquid

It's not syphilis!

Stephen Piccone

Probably, but that's not my catchphrase

Jonathon Plott

This is unwatchable even as a joke. This sucks so bad. Thank you Space Ice!

maximvs

I’ve watched Critical Drinker’s reviews and even Gundam’s last week.

DevilDog3381

I want to see JCVD spin kick the shit out of anyone who magic pushes.

Mitsoxfan

All you need to do is show a few clips. I thought Ice added in some clips as jokes, but apparently it's not from a 70s parody, it's from this 2024 series. Fuck.

Mitsoxfan

Shouldn't this be a mega blockbuster TV show?

Stephen Piccone

Psh. You don't know space plugs when you see em spittin? You'd make a terrible meknik. Whatever the fuck that is.

Mitsoxfan

Getting 12 minutes of content out of this show is pretty impressive. That's 13 times the content of the entire series so far.

Mitsoxfan

This show is literally the best. Nothing embodies the Star Wars I grew up with like toxicity, shitty CGI, fan shaming/blaming, stupid music videos and lore breaking fuckitude!

Mitsoxfan

Space Ice + Disney Star Wars dogshit = fucking legend

Glenn Dumproff

Space Seagal is unironically, Fat Seagal's next IP! You're a genius Ice!

Patrick Coffey

10th

Lamar Green

now this is podracing

DORYA!!

I think that gave me a Disney Star Wars cringe stroke.

Daniel B

Spark Plug!

matt

I was skeptical of the recent movie ones, but it seems it wasn't fluke, lovin' the reviews!

David Siminski

Is there anybody who’s not going to dogpile on this awful show? Space Ice: “nope.”

Josh Carter

Can’t wait to see what the Ice Man does to this dumpster fire!

DevilDog3381

Oh man!

DevilDog3381

"Magic Push" translated in Klingon is "Steven Seagal"

Jason Riley

First Schneider

edgar marcano


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