If Collette doesn't get the food wonder pic, I think her doing a Thanksgiving turkey rating competition would be great (which of course the entire town shows up to)
I second the motion.
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Collette is a minor character but I know she's got her fans. Maybe we can have her pop up more in town! Collette fans always feel free to suggest stuff for her in the future :3
The town Warranya lives in finally has a name, Threebee city. Named after the three B's. Boobs, Butt, and Belly.
Now, we've covered everything but the Parade...
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"Number 432 and 433 were excellent! The barbecue was a nice touch, and 433's slow roast was so good I can't stop eating it! You can remove 412 and 414 by the way, I'm *Urp* done..."
The famous food critic leaned back with a little belch as the contents of over a hundred turkeys sloshed around in her gut like a meat filled snow globe. She stretched her legs to the sides of her massive belly and licked her greasy hands lightly as the owners of Turkeys 432 and 433 excitedly waited for the final verdict.
She took another bite from the drumsticks of each and chewed lovingly, closing her eyes and biting her bottom lip for a moment, her cheeks still stuffed with bird flesh before she swallowed and let out a satisfied squeal. "Oh my GOODNESS! 432 you get 4 stars! This Turkey is among the best of the best, but 433, you are one of the top 10 this year, you get 5 stars! Congratu-URRRRP-Lations! E-excuse me... heh..." She says embarrassed as she let out a loud belch, her appearance slightly desheveled from shoveling in a years worth of turkey in a single sitting. The nearby people clapped as the owners thanked her and held their hands up triumphantly, going to retrieve their prize ribbons and any free gifts they had won from having such delicious turkeys as Collette finished off the drumsticks of each of them before wiping her hands clean and leaning back to pat her belly.
She gazed down past the absolute canyon of cleavage she possessed, splattered with grease and sauces from the meal, and she could see the shape of her tummy rising over the horizon. She was already so full but she couldn't stop now, she was only half way through this competition and half of the best contestants were yet to be judged. Her tummy grumbled and she wondered if she'd be able to fit at least 500 turkeys inside of herself before she would potentially detonate like a bird filled landmine. She squished her stomach and found that there was still a bit of give and thought that would be a problem for later.
She hadn't always been like this, the top food critic in all of Threebee city, able to eat over twice her body weight in a single setting. However after she taste tested all of the food at Lyte Eats and needed to be hauled home, her tummy's elasticity had been increasing with every outlandish food challenge she tackled. Her eating habits had gotten her popularity far and wide, And the increase to her bust from eating so much also helped. However no matter how famous she got, she would always be excited to return to her home town. When the Pieking corporation hired her to be the judge for Threebee city's Turkey Fest during the parade, she couldn't turn down such an offer, and jumped at the chance to be stuffed silly by the festive bird.
"I need to call Lyte... Warranya... let them know I'm in town..." She muses as the next three turkeys were announced. The sound of the parade outside was drawing closer, and she could hear another crowd outside cheering about something.
"Maybe I can get one of them to haul me home after I'm done..." She giggles before doing a quick stretch and greeting the others, ready to add a few more inches of poultry to her waistline.
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