Don't you hate it when you grow too big to move in your house?
I maaaaybe should have waited to cast the growth spell when I was OUTSIDE... π
...because now I'm going to have to awkwardly crawl down the steps and pray that my giant hips and elongated legs don't knock over too much furniture! π¬
Then comes the problem of getting through the front door. I'm quite certain I'm going to get stuck! These boobs aren't going to clear the doorframe no matter how much I pivot. π
I guess I'll just wait here until the spell wears off. Maybe one of you can DoorDash me a pizza? My plan was to go out all gigantic and see if anyone wanted to wine and dine me. π
Another boring night at home. π"
dahlia black
2024-04-26 19:47:40 +0000 UTCBrad Gonzalez
2024-04-26 03:38:13 +0000 UTC