Happy New Year 2022!

As a new year comes upon us, the party over in snowy Sparkieland is still in full swing, and the gang are here to wish their patrons well for it and to thank you all for the support. There is much, much more coming soon – but let’s just take a look at these characters disporting themselves for your amusement (and their own) in their inimitable – and individual – way.

He-Man seems to find those imp apprentices of Azziel’s no burden at all – but, then, he is the Prince of Power. And we (and He-Man too – though he doesn’t yet know it) will be seeing more of these two youngsters as they learn some advanced torture techniques from their demonic master and are provided with a suitably strong body to practice them on…. Still, let them all enjoy the party – and He-Man’s muscles – for now, shall we?

And among those admiring the splendid sight is – can it be? – Cloud Strife – and he’s actually SMILING …? Who would ever have guessed that the boy knew how?  Perhaps it’s the casual way in which both Tifa and Sephy each rest a hand on his firm, nicely-rounded ass?  Now THAT should make for an intriguing threesome….

Prince Adam, somehow contriving to be present in the same scene as his heroic alter ego (though with a lot less muscle) appears to have given up on trying to get Teela under the mistletoe and is now consorting with Cringer, and finding out that tigers really do like champagne. Even the demon Azziel is drinking it down – though from his pained look it’s not doing much to cheer him when he’s obliged to watch his imp apprentices frolicking happily with He-Man.

Meanwhile, Piers the page is being fed bubbly by swordsmith Benet – who is in return getting his leather-clad ass fondled. And a very cute pair they make too. Ryan and Cody seem to have fended off the girls’ more overtly libidinous approaches and are happy to join in the next toast. As indeed are Spidey and Chat Noir who foregather with Benet and Piers in a memorable display of bulging crotches.

Azziel, however, plainly has his eyes fixed on the near future; a future where he will again have He-Man all to himself, helpless in his deep dungeon and where the feather he is now flourishing will have the hero laughing in QUITE another way….. After all, it’s back to work again soon – and Azziel loves his work. And He-Man’s abs.

And so, as the party finally comes to an end, the gang all join with me, Sparkie, in wishing all our patrons a happy, healthy and prosperous 2022.

Happy New Year, everybody!