And so, with Christmas Eve and the Holidays upon us, we return to the snowy, starry landscape of Sparkieland to see how the gang are enjoying their seasonal party. And all eyes are riveted on He-Man, because, when the big boy spurts, the resulting gush is simply off the scale! Well, he isn’t called the Most Powerful Man in the Universe for no reason, and he really knows how to get it off (I mean the cork of the champagne bottle, obviously.) No wonder everybody stares. Everybody, that is, except Azziel and one of his imp apprentice torturers – because when He-Man went pop, the great gushing load splatted the pair of them right in the face, covering them in jizz (sorry; fizz.) Now, given all the mean things Azziel the demon has done to He-Man, one might almost suspect that our handsome young hero was getting his own back. But Grayskull’s chivalrous Champion would surely never dream of such pettiness, would he? All the same, Azziel does not look pleased, and he may well be plotting a fitting revenge once he gets He-Man back to his own private torture-chamber again….
Meanwhile, the sight appears to have given all the gang a laugh (again, excepting Cloud, who seems not to know how to) and occasioned a spot of friskiness too. While Spidey and Cat Noir appear content with ogling He-Man’s awesome ass, and Adam is distracted from trying to get Teela under the mistletoe, Ryan and Cody draw closer together, Sephy takes a firmer grip on Cloud – and young Piers the page boy can’t resist doing likewise with swordsmith Benet’s well-developed left pec. Who knows how all this will end once the remains of that giant bottle of champagne is drunk and the party grows ever more merry?
And so for now we leave the gang to enjoy their holiday spirit – and allow them to wish all their patrons a very happy holiday season.
To all patrons, a very Merry Christmas from Adam, Teela, Cringer, Cloud, Sephy, Tifa, Spidey, Cat Noir, Cody, Ryan, Benet, Piers, Azziel and his imps, He-Man and – most of all – your humble artist – Sparkie Shock himself!