Baby's first bnnuy - like the kids say, which I hated at first and then spent the entirety of this piece saying it out loud like a crazy person.
Ths mystery in this box was turning this character - usually an elezen - into a viera, which was probably not entirely surprising given that this patron had been talking about doing that since before they even announced the male buns were coming like some omniscient being.
*dons tinfoil hat*