Free Audio: Babe! You've Got Microplastics In Your Balls! [14mins]
Added 2024-05-25 18:00:19 +0000 UTCSummary: Hey, babe, you busy? I was just doom scrolling and i came across something that I wanted to talk you about… Have you seen the new study on microplastics? You havent? Oh… Well… it's pretty concerning actually… They found that microplastics are showing up in human testicles!!! Will you let me help you extract them?
Themes in this audio include: [GFE] [Microplastic Extraction] [Stupid Jokes] [Cock Kisses] [Teasing] [Spit] [Handjob] [Blowjob] [Ball Cradling] [Taking Care of You] [Drool] [Whore For Your Cum] [Cum In Mouth] BUT [Spitting It Out Because… Duh Microplastics] [Good boy]
Side Note; I was supposed to be taking this weekend off to relax BUT I SAW THE STUDY GOING AROUND ABOUT MICROPLASTICS TESTICLES AND I COULDN'T HELP MYSELFFF!! ANd and anddddddd this is the first script Ive ever written completely on my own!!!
Comments
Microplastics in your balls is a serious matter Chris 🫨 it must be extracted on a daily basis for optimal health and wellness
Brittany Babbles
2025-02-21 02:36:03 +0000 UTCBrit has a number of what I would call eclectic titles in her catalog addressing issues she no doubt cares about - this one being microplastics and the problems they might cause. So when I first played the clip I was expecting to chuckle all the way through it. You know, more tongue-in-cheek than erotic. She has a wry sense of humour that includes Lego, 3D printing, and the settling of sediment (Brit, plastic floats) and sure enough the first couple of minutes were very funny indeed. But then you get to the sex and well, you just stop laughing. It’s apparent pretty quickly that this is just going to be one class A blow job. Now I am an average guy with average blow job experience (receiving not giving) and if this was the level of quality I could expect once a day (at least) I’d be dragging her off to Vegas so we could be married by Elvis. Now as most hubbys know, BJ frequency can tend to diminish post nuptials, sad but generally true. But care for her hubby’s health and general concern for the environment in this case suggests otherwise. Guys, imagine a blowjob every day for the rest of tour life. Think about that for a sec. Then lie back, close your eyes, hit play and let this beautiful woman take you to church.
Chris K
2025-02-20 07:18:56 +0000 UTCthe 3d printer made me chuckle... ;-)
Shimikaze
2024-05-30 21:27:56 +0000 UTCNo better feeling than a set of empty balls! This was great! Awesome work on the script!
Caleb
2024-05-26 03:09:52 +0000 UTCITS TRUE!
Brittany Babbles
2024-05-25 18:11:31 +0000 UTCOmg really? XD
Golden
2024-05-25 18:02:25 +0000 UTC
