NokiMo
LordArioch
LordArioch

patreon


Important Announcement about the Future of Seeds of Chaos

Today I have some very bad news for you all. Due to ongoing issues and the failure of Seeds of Chaos to sustain growth, I have decided to cancel Seeds of Chaos, and focus on a project that I believe that will be more profitable - Landladies of Chaos. I'm really looking forward  to telling you all about our exciting new game today.

In Landladies of Chaos, you play as college student Chaz Lightningdick. Handsome, athletic, and an all around ladies guy; there's no chance you'll be NTR'd ever. You'll have the pick of all the ladies at college and at the club, but none more special or beautiful than your  ̶m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶  landlady, Ann Lisa.

Gorgeous, successful, but stuck in a loveless marriage with her husband, watch as Ann Lisa realizes that what she really wants is her  ̶s̶o̶n̶  tenant, Chaz, and how she takes charge to get what she wants.

And that's not all, she'll be competing for Chaz's attention with the younger Saroline, Chaz's  ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ co-tenant, who also has a crush on him. Who will win? Or can Chaz really have it all? 

Coming next month, Landladies of Chaos 0.0.01 featuring:

- 20 minutes of actual content!
- Genuine ESL quality writing!
- Over 9000 renders!
- Hot   ̶m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶   landlady on    ̶s̶o̶n̶   tenant sex (Well, teases of it, the good stuff is still seven or eight releases away)!
- One African-American dude who is your bro!
-  More than five creative excuses on why the release was late!


Comments

So cute)

Yep!

Natasha Art

Hahah clever man. Luv ya <3

Naturebee

Hilarious... I love 9000 renders and 20 minutes of content

Jester AI

Chaz Lightningdick needs to be NTRd by Andros...

Johnny McCloud

lol I like the 'standard' "landlady" and "tenant" terminology.

Lee Thompson

I hope Chaz makes an easter egg appearance in Seeds of Chaos, where hopefully he get massively Lighningdick'd by Jezera.

Jax

Oh my god, this is the best thing ever, i have wanted someone to call out those dumb things forever and this is the best satire ever on it.

Steffy

Viciously accurate satire of so many projects. Well done!

Lyingbastard

Sounds great! Time to pledge $500/day, everyone!

Sleepnir

Just woke up and started reading my emails...Almost got me :D

Everdark

Holy.... This scared me so much.

"- One African-American dude who is your bro!" That is great!

Zaths

Doom on April 1st.

srusnak102

Lmao

MANITU Games

Chaz Lightningdick is too old. I hope you'll make him much younger. 3 months would be the best age.

Mikhail Karpenko

Just for you, I'll put penetrative sex in year three on the road map. ;)

Lord Arioch

The breasts of those female characters are looking a little small. Also I refuse to sub unless you can guarantee at *least* 10 updates before any good content gets added and more than a year between updates.

Cy

Three... in EVERY release! ;)

Lord Arioch

Would not be a patron unless there are at least 3 shower peeking scenes.

Sihil

Was very worried suddenly.....forgot it was April fools......dear God I almost had a heart attack. Good joke lol.

I'm new to this "being late" thing, need to get some experience before I get better at the excuse side of the business. ;)

Lord Arioch

Only five excuses? Isn't that a little on the low side?

Darx

Didn't Coconut Monkey do the same thing with "Gravy Trader"?

squarenuts

My prayers have been answered. \('O')/

ColisonCallmeSion

Nothing like a mini heart attack to start the week, well played

Nochi420

Almost spat out my coffee when reading the post, lol wow

Real Fiend

YES, FINALLY! The long-awaited anti-NTR 3D DAZ masterpiece! :O

ArchitectOfDystopia

I was one second away from going on a rampage, as my first thought was that Patreon is now forcing Lord Arioch to remove content. Then I read more than the headline. 😂

AbyssalEros

i wish you would cancel this game lol

terrance smith

I woke up thinking it was March 31st did a spit take

shit man, are you trying to kill me from a heart atack?

welp, im done here, thanks for everything :P

DrioJes

Ohh thank god, game has taken such horrible turn at some point that I lost every joy of playing it...hope the future project wont end up the same. Cut the branch to save tree.

Urvutihlavu

*Sigh* /unsub :P

Airmanken

Is the newest version of seeds of Chaos free now?

Dustin Mathiae

Happy April Fool’s Day, Lord Arioch. :)

The Wandering Talespinner


Related Creators