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Episode #794: The Judge

“This movie takes its time, like an old man getting into a bathtub.” - Eric

On this week’s episode, this one’s a long time coming as Chris Cabin gets his wish and we chat about David Dobkin’s The Judge! Was a comedy director right for this project? Was this script right for this project? How great is Vincent D’Onofrio in literally anything, including this? What’s with that lame waterfall back drop at the diner? And couldn’t we have skipped that bathroom scene? PLUS: Look out for The Judge 2: The Appeal!

The Judge stars Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga, Billy Bob Thornton, Vincent D’Onofrio, Jeremy Strong, Dax Shepard, Ken Howard, Emma Tremblay, Balthazar Getty, David Krumholtz, Grace Zabriskie, Denis O’Hare, and Leighton Meester as Carla; directed by David Dobkin.

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Episode #794: The Judge

Comments

Honestly, the shower scene gutted me. I had to take care of my grandpa after a similar incident. Elder care is fucking rough.

Laura Coleman

lol duuuude such a rough film! This game is not like the room but in a way if you play like a drinking game to it. You might actually pay attention and laugh occasionally.

Holt Rowley

Such a forgettable film. I was thirty minutes in and was like? Oh yeah, I saw that in theatres.

William Durham

I love the idea of "Why not just give up?" as a movie tagline LMAOOOO

Emily B

RDJ just does it for me. I could watch him watch TV for 90 minutes. Don't care.

Brandon

Only a true hack would end their film with RDJ holding the gavel, beating us over the head with the message that "maybe HE was The Judge all along!" Stay in your own lane of shitty comedies Dobkin.

CharlesGrodin'sToupee

Evan Williams is NOT garbage - not my fave sipper, but it's solid in a cocktail, a great value, and I'm never mad when I see it in the well at a bar. In any case, I feel like I have to watch The Judge now - thanks, gents!

Justin Warren

You have no idea how much I would've preferred being at Yankee Stadium watching Judge hold court! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

The man was in Days of Thunder. Give him his flowers.

MarkNM

Instead of watching The judge, the guys could've just watched Aaron Judge hit some dingers in The Bronx while drinking 10, 15 beers and eating chicken tenders out of a baseball helmet.

Jason

He said dicks, don't tell me it didn't happen. It has happened. I saw it happen. - Eric

We Hate Movies

I'm often always right. - Steve

We Hate Movies

call The Judge and get some fudge

Alex Murica

French ST-icks????

David

"Tremblay": Stephen had the right pronunciation

Jean-Marie David

Is there a tier for a round of Sportsmans at Levee?

Infinite Terror

Watched this movie several months ago, but couldn't remember 95% of the film until listening to this episode

Daniel Hood

I like how the Duvall impressions occasionally waver in and out of being Bernie Sanders impressions. Great episode, I was cackling on my commute.

Tim O'

Did the fellas Duvall impression remind anyone else of Wurster’s character The Gorch from The Best Show? I mean that as the highest of compliments, btw.

Liam Carroll

Wait I just now finished the episode and heard the bit about the screenwriter doing the mule, Gran torino, Etc... I'm not doing the dive, but dya think was this ever supposed to be a Clint Eastwood joint with Clint as the titular poop shooter?

MarkNM

Poop juice > cum cake

Eren Keskin

Who among us wouldn't wipe Robert Duvall's ass, tbh? It's the least we can do. My tiny hands can get into all sorts of crevices.

Eren Keskin

Eric enjoying poop juice and talking passionately about it made my day! 💩

Watch_N_Rewatch

I feel like you guys could do a whole ep. Interviewing the prop master about how they got the shit consistency just right.

Daryl Williams

This movie could have been the length of an episode of Law and Order and salvaged a lot of entertainment value. But we're lucky it wasn't made now, because it would have been a 9 episode secret Apple series. With essentially the same cast.

MarkNM

Best memory of this movie was when it came out on DVD my mom bought it. I went to work she watched it. I asked if she liked it she goes "no". Years later I hear Cabin saying someone shit themselves. I then ask again . " do you remember someone shitting in the movie. Was it iron man?" She again looks at me "I really didn't like it"

Paterick Caddery

If I had a nickel everytime Leighton Meester plays a character who commits incest in a movie, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Justine Prudhomme

“Poop juice droplets” is great

Aaron Dowler

A 70s/80s "Channel 9 at 4pm" staple.

MarkNM

Mayne y'all are too young to remember Ken Howard in The White Shadow

James C Harris

Few movies have hit for the cycle.

MarkNM

It just dawned on me that this movie was only cum short of a bodily fluid perfect combo: we got pee, we got poo, we got puke, we got tears, we got blood and we got spit. So close!

Felipe Sobreiro

So Southern Indiana is quite hilly. But Ive never seen a waterfall like the diner one there. If you want to see an excellent movie actually filmed in Indiana I suggest Breaking Away, which I've submitted for LRM WLM in the past.

Scott Plackemeier

I feel like the guy who plays Julien on trailer park boys is a tremblay

Purple Roundy

To quote Robert Duvall in Network when I first saw the bathroom scene: A BIG-TITTED SHIT!

Z

Saw this at the theater with a group of friends. The plan was to grab dinner at this cool new place then catch the movie. The "cool new place" had an hour and a half wait so we ate at Buffalo Wild Wings adjacent to the theater. The theme of the night was disappointment apparently.

Scott Plackemeier

With the unreasonable runtime of the movie, I ended up spending a lot of time thinking about other things - such as how Grace Zabriskie is in this movie and RDJ's character's daughter is named Lauren Palmer (I've had Twin Peaks on the brain so I definitely read it as Laura at first). And I have legal experience with my work, so I spent a lot of time asking how and why RDJ is even representing his dad. He's an attorney in Illinois and has a license to practice law in Illinois, not Indiana. And since he never visits there, I assume he does just have an Indiana law license just laying around collecting dust. This whole situation is a serious no-no and only someone like me would even care to notice it, lol.

Busiris

“It’s ok to like a movie” Eric Szyszka

Luke Gordnier

Tremblay is a mega-French Canadian name. It is indeed pronounced "Traum-blay."

Darcy MacDonald

The real answer is you're backing up one direction either way so who gives a shit, but do not say that to people who have a strong opinion one way or the other

Calvin Lindfors

I live in rural Illinois and whether you back your truck into the driveway/garage or pull it in is 100% something dudes get angry and argue over, so that's not actually inaccurate.

Calvin Lindfors

Free on YouTube where I can watch it on triple speed. It's my lucky day today.

Chris Chippendale

Not gonna lie, I like this movie

Ramon R. Vasquez

I randomly streamed this somewhere in the last year and wasn't sure quite what the hell to make of it. Interested to hear the guy's takes.

johnny stocker


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