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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #73 - Winter

On the first Gleep Glossary entry of 2025, we're chatting about the massively important character, Winter, Princes Leia's personal assistant and, at one time, au pair for her and Han's children!

Alderaanian royalty herself, Winter grew up a childhood friend of Leia Organa. The more regal of the two, Winter was often mistaken for the princess. Eventually, we assume to be able to hang out with her best bud, Leia more, Winter wound up becoming Leia's senate assistant, and was eventually promoted to au pair, where she was assigned to live on a remote planet alone with the Organa-Solo twins. So... pretty cool gig?

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of Star Wars characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible by continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #73 - Winter
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #73 - Winter Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #73 - Winter

Comments

“Hyperspace lanes” is now by-far my favorite euphemism for female genitalia

Philip Ehlke

I always love the crowd work on the gleep glossary episodes 🤣

Sergio Rozo

Meco - Ewok Celebration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0j4vRPpSdA -Eric

We Hate Movies

I shamefully listend to Christmas in the Stars one month after Christmas eve today. I dont appreciate how much crap they give R2 for not being able to sing or know what digestion is.

Chris Tobias

What is the name of the song at the end?

Dan sulin

Wait those Limey bastards are getting Darth Vader live!! Didn’t we kick a king out of this country just for this not to happen!!!

Dan sulin

Eric reminds me of myself as a kid enthusiastically trying to entertain my extended family members at the holidays with fascinating facts from whatever over-sized DK Eyewitness book I had most recently checked out from the library (Ancient Egypt! Civil War! Dinosaurs!). Andrew, Chris, and Steve are the aunts and uncles encouragingly giving a gentle "ooh!", "really?" and "how interesting!" as I nerdily ramble on. It's all very endearing really. 😊❤️🎬

Molly

Everyone knows fish’s dick is the best part, dude

Eren Keskin

Whenever I’m in the US my mind is blown by how many TV ads are for pharmaceuticals (with those looong disclaimers). Here in Australia pharma ads are, thankfully, banned.

Craig

Eric is a treasure

Kate

I believe Winter is featured a good bit in the Heir to the Empire series

Zerox

In the Disney continuity, Admiral Holdo serves the role of Leia's lifelong bestie. I assumed she pulled her "Holdo Maneuver" on Ackbar.

CharlesGrodin'sToupee

The sound effects on The Gleep Glossary always crack me up

Dylan

Fuck I love that insane Meco Star Wars disco record

Zachary Maricondia

Vegetarian in the streets, Pescaterian in the sheets.

Mark Ibarra

Never in my life did I think I would hear a Bobby sands joke on the WHM podcast let alone the gleep glossary 😂😂😂

Stephen

I think my brain tried to suppress the memory because holy fuck I FORGOT that movie had space horses in it

Matt

Yes.

Christopher Oxentine

Winter and Tycho are as if the EU authors said, "Hey, let's make some Han and Leia surrogates we can do something fun with," And then proceeded to do nothing fun with.

Mark Ibarra

Well now I guess I need to put down my Star Wars/Game of Thrones crossover porn fic "WINTER IS COMING" and start writing for my new favorite ship, WACKBAR

Winson Paine

"She eats fish indeed!" LOL

Tim O'Connor

Riding her friend's coattails for a life on easy street? Is Winter the Kato Kaelin of the Star Wars universe? (Please handle this joke carefully, it's an antique)

Michael Daniels

N, nn, first gleap glop! ... of 25. Nn, nn, first gleap glop! ... of 25. haha six years plus, yous guys and glops should feel proud--providing that deep dive into the madness of the ever-extending universe we didn't know we needed! I remember winter--read a lot of the Han and Leia books as a kid, and even then was like, "Who the fuck is this person?" lolol Thanks as ever, this is gonna be the perfect way to start the morning--cup o' coffs, ginormously tall glass o' water, ... then work. But first, hilarity! :) Love you guys, stay safe out there, hope to see yas in Jersey soon! Don't forget to wear the blue! Z

Zora McBride


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