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Episode #765: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled

“So, we start with pornography!” - Steve

On this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled! How hilarious are all these additional djinn characters? How thinly written is this lead couple? Is their lawyer only doing this pro-bono because he’s pro-boner? Was the Djinn actually buddies with Caligula? And do the Highlander folks have a case here? PLUS: How hilarious is that fashion boutique decapitation?

Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled stars Tara Spencer-Nairn, Michael Trucco, Jason Thompson, Kimberly Huie, Mariam Bernstein, John Benjamin Martin, and John Novak as the Djinn; directed by Chris Angel.

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Episode #765: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled
Episode #765: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled Episode #765: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled

Comments

Gonna find Daniel Stern caught between those fucking doors.

Matzar

The John Cassavetes movie you are thinking about is The Incubus (1982). And yikes, this movie!

Damon LeCornu

I found it hilarious that the Djinn has to go to the best friend and ask for love advice like he’s Joseph-Gordon Levitt in 10 Things I Hate About You

Dean

Workshopping a theory that Michael McGlone is Ed Burns's Wishmaster. Ed wished to have a film career and Michael McDjinn was like "I can work with this."

FiddlersGreenDay

did the filmmakers behind Hot Frosty steal the concept from Wishmaster 4?!?

Convincing John

Wishmasters 1 & 2 = good movies! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Hey, nothing wrong with loving The Shins! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Big LOL over here! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Having been unfamiliar with the Wishmaster movies, and not watching Wishmaster 4 before listening to this I was confused, amused, and slightly horny.

Joey T

I just watched wishmaster 4 before listening to this... OMG this Lifetime date night movie meets Highlander! This would have been a perfect movie for Angelica and guys to rip apart! That's my wish🤣🤣

LaShanda Pendleton

I wish Talking Heads would start touring again! I’d sell my soul.

Rod

Upset at which the speed ALL of the lyrics to Hey Leonardo came back to me.

Matt

Singular = Jinni Plural = Jinn So the English word genie, singular, is taken from the Arabic jinni, singular.

Emil Svensson

My guess is the re-boot of the Wishmaster series died along with WWE studios. Which is too bad because Stone Cold Steve Austin voicing the Djinn would rule.

HockeenightsCT

The djin asking for brandy in that strip club is like Marty asking for Tab in 1955.

John Locke

Watched this for the first time yesterday before listening. What the hell did I watch?? This djin is such a pathetic sack of crap. Why is this demon thing in love with this lady? And Caligula jokes were well timed because I just watched the ultimate cut (3 hours long!) of Caligula this past weekend.

John Locke

My favorite scene in this is when the Djinn dude is just slamming that girl on the piano and it’s making these discordant chords over and over. I don’t know if they were going for sexy but it’s so freakin funny

Bolo Santosi

Basic Djinnstinct?

Hard To Gwil

DONGMASTER'S CAH-LUE!

Mark Ibarra

Captain Howdy, maybe.

Mark Ibarra

Your Andrew Divoff impressions are the reason why I replay the previous two Wishmaster episodes so often

I'd Rather Have No Name

….Djinn-decent Proposal

Adam Pollock

Oh I definitely know it. That one and the Notting Hill episode are the two that jump out at me the most for those door conversations.

Busiris

They should have done Divoffs original concept for Wishmaster 3 where he was on a submarine

G Goldhar

The only woman that wishes being fucked to death is the only woman that doesn't get naked? Ok sure.

Daryl Williams

I instantly knew Steve would be as annoyed about that baffling double door as I was, and I was not let down. 🩷 And "like Casper's uncles" is so perfect for the Djinn squad lmao

Rose Esposito

Rob from near Detroit, MI here and can confirm it's like that scene from Bowling for Columbine, open a bank account get a gun free, buy a toaster get a gun free 🤣 Never gave Wishmaster 3 or 4 a chance cuz that Jinn is fugly

Watch_N_Rewatch

Same!

Liam Carroll

Guys…Djinndecent Proposal. It was RIGHT THERE.

Liam Carroll

Skip Wishmaster 3. For a film that has Wishmaster going to college and fighting the archangel Michael, it has no right to be so damn boring.

CharlesGrodin'sToupee

The American Werewolf in London episode is perfect for you 😁🚪

Tim O'Connor

To be fair, there are some very good Shins songs.

Tim O'Connor

High school me LOVED that movie and The Shins….

jribs

Wishmaster 2 is crazier and more fun, keep going!

Hard To Gwil

Is there a more dreadful year for movies than 2002?

Hard To Gwil

I am kind of stupid sometimes.

Tim O'Connor

I’ve requested Garden State for LRM for the last three years!

Andrew Bault

There’s a David Sedaris story called City of Angels where he talks about this obnoxious woman who came to visit him in NYC and kept saying “angels are God’s way of saying Howdy” 😆

Jaime Lee Ezell

I agree that Wishmaster 3 is far too boring to ever deserve an episode, but I did want to highlight that it has the worst wish in any of these movies by far. Basically, a woman is trying to hide from the Djinn in a science classroom with cages full of lab rats and she wishes out loud that she could hide from the Djinn so he interprets that as...shoving her head inside one of these rat cages. Really does make the 4th movie seem like the 1st.

profondo robbo

Extremely disappointed, I mean did we really even watch a wishmaster movie?

Zerox

I got mixed up yesterday and thought this movie was gonna be the commentary, so I watched Wishmaster 1 last night and it was pretty decent! And that's all I have to say about that.

Tim O'Connor

I say this with genuine sincerity - I absolutely adore any and all conversations on the show about ridiculous doors. When I saw those weirdo quadruple doors in this movie, I was already laughing.

Busiris

I applaud this unofficial return of "A Side Order of Sleaze". This movie could have used "Three Thousand Years of Boning" as a subtitle.

CharlesGrodin'sToupee

I can't believe you jerks are going to make me watch a non-Divoff wishmaster movie. I promised myself I would never do that. ❤️

Cosby

I was not expecting those thrusts at the beginning!

jribs


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