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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #65 - Callista

On this entry of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about beloved EU character, Callista! Some highlights include: the fact that she had her consciousness uploaded to a computer at one point, was once a sea cow herder, and was (apparently) a huge fan of Intergalactic Toby Keith! PLUS: We discuss Emperor Palpatine: porn compilation enthusiast!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible by continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #65 - Callista

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Andrew McCoy

that's a-MAZING information! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

I have, on more than one occasion, drunkenly sung "I Love This Bar" in public. - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Toby Keith's politics sucked but beer for my horses is a fun song.

Mark D Myers

Palpatine's porn habits had me rolling

Rod

And then Mara told Luke "oh, we were working for the Republic it was all a front we had to maintain, nothing happened." Rrrrriiiiiiiiiight.

Mark Ibarra

Oh it wasn't inferred. They were fucking. If I remember lando had something snarky to say when Mara married Luke

Jay Smith

I am listening this while drinking some Cerveza Cristal, a perfectly serviceable beer.

CharlesGrodin'sToupee

Harrowing

Ajax

Red Han Solo Cup was right there!

John Daly

Steve's accidental facial compilation joke *chef kiss*

David Thompson

“The Shtar-Warsh shideshow.”

Paul

Pheeewww, silly me, I was worried about the short run time. But I knew within the first five minutes, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. lmao Y'all are the best! Rest in piss, Koby Tieth.

Zora McBride

I remember this character in some of the books!! She's kind of, ... Luke's girlfriend of sorts at one point i think when she's been uploaded to a computer. lmao i can't wait to hear it! I hope y'all are having a great time on tour. Eric, we bluesuits miss you and Ben something awful. We're ready and eager to wear the blue come June!!

Zora McBride

Mara Jade note: around this time Mara was roaming around mostly outside of the novels, and was inferred to be banging Lando(!!!) This was walked back hard when Timothy Zahn returned to writing this chaos.

Mark Ibarra

I absolutely prefer I Love This Underwater Bar! And it's piss.

Leesha Olivier


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