Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #63 - Savage Opress
Added 2024-03-20 16:00:09 +0000 UTCOn this month's patron-selected Gleep Glossary entry, we're chatting about Darth Maul's loser brother, Savage Opress! In this entry, valiantly written by our fearless leader, Eric, we learn all about this horn-headed guy, like how he loved kicking back with an ice cold Cerveza Cristal after work; or how, as a teenager, he interned at the Cerveza Cristal brewery on Dathomir; or when he and his other brother, Feral, fought to the death over the last Cerveza Cristal in the ice box. PLUS: This month's episode is (not) brought to you by, Cerveza Cristal!
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Comments
Did anyone get a *C3 on this episode? *(Cerveza Cristal Count)
Andrew McCoy
2024-06-05 17:50:42 +0000 UTCProbably the best episode of soundboard yet...
Andrew McCoy
2024-05-16 21:05:11 +0000 UTCWhat an incredible episode
Mark F
2024-04-10 02:42:37 +0000 UTCThere is also a sick hardbass song by Uamee that uses that Cristal jingle.
Michael Patrick
2024-04-01 14:10:53 +0000 UTCI’m driving my wife crazy playing the Cerveza Cristal jingle every time I open the fridge door.
Michael Patrick
2024-04-01 14:09:54 +0000 UTCI made the mistake of listening to this while grocery shopping. It was a real struggle to keep from loudly singing “Cerveza Cristal”. The only reason it didn’t happen was I got in and out the store quickly
May
2024-03-25 01:46:07 +0000 UTCI had briefly caught a silent gif of the cerveza cristal bit but only today heard the audio and my GOD I am howling.
Matthew Taylor
2024-03-23 16:37:08 +0000 UTCMore soundboard and bring back the studio audience
Scott Jacobson
2024-03-22 15:12:16 +0000 UTCThe only thing I like about Savage Oppress is the way Palpatine had a 2v1 with him and Maul - Sheev beat the ever loving shit out of both of them, then murders Oppress 😆
Deitrich Tennin
2024-03-22 14:50:02 +0000 UTCPerfect episode for enjoying an ice cold CERVEZA CRISTAL!
Alistair Rathbone
2024-03-22 12:02:36 +0000 UTCEdit of Yoda dying, his last words to Luke…🎵CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎸🎸
Graham Trainor
2024-03-22 06:25:36 +0000 UTCI hope Chili keeps this up and adds Cervaza Cristal to that scene where Luke brushes his shoulder off.
Jon Wika
2024-03-21 20:51:13 +0000 UTCCERVEZA CRISTAL!… accepted, Captain Needa
Kevin Lynch
2024-03-21 14:17:17 +0000 UTC"The mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand." "Yato" "Because he's holding a-" CERVEZA CRISTAL
MarkNM
2024-03-21 13:11:50 +0000 UTCThey are waaaay better than this made them sound. Nothing ground breaking but its significantly better than a lot of other star wars properties that i sat through with a stupid grin
gavin
2024-03-21 11:27:44 +0000 UTCAs a wee land that was introduced to star wars by the clone wars cartoon, i would love to see more characters from that. The struggle through asajjs name was great
gavin
2024-03-21 11:25:34 +0000 UTCYes! Bring back the sound board!!
Wesley Hall
2024-03-21 07:16:20 +0000 UTCI've always loved the sound board, glad it's back!
Perrin
2024-03-21 05:39:27 +0000 UTCI was introduced to Savage as a lego minifigure. Anything cool about him is immediately erased with every piece of lore about him. What another pointless character.
Chris Tobias
2024-03-21 02:51:36 +0000 UTCObi-Wan: Luke…Use the Force, Luke, and pop open a “CERVEZA CRISTAL!”
Paul
2024-03-21 01:26:33 +0000 UTCLuke... help me take this mask off so I can have a CERVEZA CRISTAL!
Chris Tobias
2024-03-21 01:23:12 +0000 UTCGreat episode, the guys being audibly drunk added to the already funny Cerveza Cristal bit. That's exactly as much respect and attention as the Filoni Clone Wars series deserves.
Isaac Coleman
2024-03-20 23:24:33 +0000 UTCI remember reading a GoT wiki when the show first aired and thinking it sounded like absurd nonsense. I don't think this format lends itself to condusive storytelling but geez those Star Wars animated shows come off as comically bad and poorly thought-out.
Alexander Farr
2024-03-20 23:23:07 +0000 UTCI really appreciate when you guys take a glossary entry on a lazy garbage Scooby-Dum SW "character" and build a kickass episode around it. Also, boy, I'm thirsty.
MarkNM
2024-03-20 21:19:42 +0000 UTCEric, I endorse the tasteful return of the soundboard. It's a powerful spice, but used sparingly to enhance the stew here
Smaug
2024-03-20 20:15:27 +0000 UTCHan took a shot of Cerveza Cristal first!
Kevin Lynch
2024-03-20 20:04:11 +0000 UTCThanks for listening, Nathan! - Andrew
We Hate Movies
2024-03-20 19:37:35 +0000 UTCCerveza Cristal: More powerful than Liquid Schwartz!
CharlesGrodin'sToupee
2024-03-20 19:01:35 +0000 UTCSpeaking of foreign dictators: one of my favorite side characters in the EU is Enver Hoxha, a Jedi Padawan in a Clone Wars novel who just happens to share a name with the former communist ruler of Albania, infamous for spending most of the country's GDP on building concrete bunkers. It *is* a very Star Warsy name, but c'mon, author!
John Edwards
2024-03-20 18:56:21 +0000 UTCAnd this jingle is in my head forever now. Not mad about it.
Carly
2024-03-20 18:26:00 +0000 UTCI don’t drink, I don’t plan on drinking, but damn Cervesa Cristal is real tempting.
Nuña Bisness
2024-03-20 18:15:26 +0000 UTCI thought I was paying for ad-free comment on this feed!! (j/k, that was a great bit)
Dave
2024-03-20 17:39:01 +0000 UTCReturn of the Soundboard! YES!
Lance Flexington
2024-03-20 17:25:33 +0000 UTCThat's the god damn fucking funniest bit i ever heard thank you
Paterick Caddery
2024-03-20 17:24:27 +0000 UTCThis is the crystal padawans should power their lightsabers with
Eren Keskin
2024-03-20 17:21:42 +0000 UTCEric is the Peter Boyle to this side-show’s Raydonia and we are all the better for him plugging the soundboard back in again.
Andrew Jones
2024-03-20 17:01:37 +0000 UTCCERVEZA CRISTAL ...Man I really want a beer right now.
Damon LeCornu
2024-03-20 16:54:56 +0000 UTC"I got this friend named...Savage...Opress" "That's the worst name I ever heard"
Matt
2024-03-20 16:45:57 +0000 UTCHas anyone seen that video of George Lucas slapping that dude for suggesting Lucas created Mara Jade. It's rough
Nathan Lemire
2024-03-20 16:32:21 +0000 UTCAwesome ep, thx guys!
Nathan Lemire
2024-03-20 16:31:01 +0000 UTCthis is so good. crying with laughter at work. also i love the soundboard. to me, the star wars stuff is just a springboard for the guys to be funny and for Eric to show off his demented ideas
Convincing John
2024-03-20 16:24:56 +0000 UTCYes yes and yes! A GG and *mentarry in the same month? Oh be still my foolish heart! And here we have it, folks, the dummest name in Space Battles meets the smartest podcast on the internet! They've even got a star war! Love you guys, can't wait for this year's Television J. Hooker drop. Get set to wear the blue-balls!
Zora McBride
2024-03-20 16:22:34 +0000 UTCOh Filoni . You’re the worst.
Justin Minor
2024-03-20 16:11:49 +0000 UTC
