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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabanmentary

On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over what is possibly the best entry in the franchise, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! How refreshing is it to get a wildly better director at the helm? Why did Dumbledore think Hagrid was cleared for teaching? How funny is that executioner fella’s get-up? Is this the grossest werewolf design in film history? And is there a soul alive who doesn’t know we despise J.K. Rowling? PLUS: Turns out Professor Snape has a goon cave beneath the school!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, David Thewlis, David Bradley, Michael Gambon, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane, Tom Felton, Matthew Lewis, Timothy Spall, and Gary Oldman as Sirius Black; directed by Alfonso Cuarón.

If you need to restart your commentary sync, remember that the commentary proper begins at 00:05:25 of this audio track and we start the blu-ray at the 00:00:05 mark!

Thank you for continuing to support WHM on Patreon—you keep this train moving!

Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

And one more time for Slow Joe in the back row, we despise J.K. Rowling!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabanmentary

Comments

Incredible

Ray

John Williams is fucking cooking in this movie

Ray

That bit at the end with the broom actually happened at Christmas in the book so he didn't know it was from Sirius and the school confiscated it to test it for curses

Kureigu

Omg I am very late to this party but I howled at "playing guitar in AFI haircut"

Cat Ruth-Coleman

If you took a drink every time they say goon or gooning you'd be dead.

Mark D Myers

The predator was great!

Mark D Myers

I will never forget the Newsweek article that explained the director considered the opening scene with him practicing magic under the covers was a metaphor for masturbation. I kept that knowledge in my brain for TWENTY YEARS

Brendan Kneeland

It would really help with so many things, especially once Voldemort comes back!

Tony King

These commentaries have quickly become my holiday tradition and they’re so worth the wait every year. Thank you for your popcorn 🫡

Vicky I

This made my week and holiday weekend so much more bearable, I've been laughing until I cried, thank you so much for this. And thank you for all the years of helping me out by being a welcome distraction.

Convincing John

He was in the family for more than a decade, so he's seen the entire Weasley family masturbate

Kevin Lynch

I had to look it up as I once went to a nerd bar that servered HP themed drinks. https://simply-delicious-food.com/dementors-kiss-cocktail-recipe/#:~:text=Make%20the%20cocktail%3A%20Combine%202,chilled%20martini%20glasses%20and%20serve

Daniel Town

This was my favorite from the series for a while. It's a bit dumb to introduce thr ability to do time travel and it's never used again.

Darryl Bowen

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

MarkNM

Harry is such a legacy admission. His trust fund pays his tuition. Really.

Jacobi Smith

I'm already anticipating next year's commentary, GoF is my favorite of the series (book and movie) and there's also SO much to make fun of. I hope you guys are around long enough to go through all of them. The podcast I mean. Not that you're dying, probably. The music in this one is extra gorgeous though. And I love the little scenes showing the passage of time on the school grounds. Also the freeze frame is always a surprise somehow, truly an incredible choice.

Rhea

I wonder if this is the movie that ignited the Draco/Hermione ship (Dramione of course).

Tala Hobballah

I think they mentioned it in the first one. Andrew says it a few times. I've seen these commentaries too many times lol

Ray

To Andrews point, the shrunken head wasn't even in the book I don't think and if it was it certainly wasn't doing that accent.

Ray

Just one little factoid you guys might find amusing if you continue to do these commentaries... Hagrid is actually a half-giant. His dad was a regular guy, and his mother was a literal GIANT WOMAN.

johnny stocker

Haven't seen this either. Here we go! (And Rowling is horrible.)

Leesha Olivier

One, no pressure, but really hoping we get Goblet of Fire sooner rather than later, Two, was waiting for your reaction for the final freeze-frame, and it did not disappoint. Three, one implicit detail I thought you would've jumped on - Timothy Spall in rat form has most assuredly witnessed MOST of Ron's masturbation sessions, right?

Tyler Weeks

Also a 12/30 baby, so seconded on the best Xmas/Bday present, very excited to listen tonight.

C & B

“What, is this kid playing Quail Man or something?”- Eric. Shit this line made me cackle like a child. With the reminder of who Quail Man is with that Doug episode, fuck that was funny

RJ Cunningham

Only thing that makes me sad is it’s gonna be another year until we get GoF

James Marron

Its weird watching the film and muttering to yourself "that actor has sided with Rowling, that actress has sided with Rowling"

Matthew Lloyd

The best content at christmas let’s gooo

Owen Brann

One thing I know is Noram Woodbender or Ward Rackley would never watch this flick

RJ Cunningham

Yes yes yes! You guys always give the best Xmas, (plus my birthday's the 30th so also birthday) presents!! These commentaries fill me with joy unbounding, especially the HP ones! The perfect means of making it through a day of workish drudgery! Thanks again, you guys are the best! The only way it could be a better WHM Xmas is if we get a new Hooked on T.J. Hooker episode. Come on fellow blue suits, let's open up our traditional bean dinners and believe! Get set to wear the blue, and the wizarding robes!

Zora McBride


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