WLM - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Added 2023-06-02 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
On this month’s globetrotting W❤️M, the guys are chatting about the wildly good adventure sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Is River Phoenix’s haircut period appropriate? Did Marcus Brody get brain damage in Venice? And how in the world did they not immediately see that X on the library floor? PLUS: Indy and Elsa go on House Hunters International!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stars Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliot, Alison Doody, John Rhys-Davies, Julian Glover, Michael Byrne, Dakota St. Croix, Robert Eddison, and River Phoenix as Young Indy; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Relistening tonight and loving the back and forth between Jupin and Syzszka!! I’m team Jupin this time, Last Crusade is the best!
Jaime Lee Ezell
2025-06-21 22:39:39 +0000 UTC
I was cackling at Skeleton Juice. Omfg, 🤣
Brendan Flanagan
2025-03-15 16:34:25 +0000 UTC
It's funny. Is it a "the guys neglected to mention it" thing or a "it's so obvious that it goes without saying" thing but man, oh man is John Williams cookin' with the score on this one
Dennis Stack
2025-01-20 16:35:18 +0000 UTC
Just realized angry newsie henchman at the beginning was also vein puppet guy from Dream Warriors. Cool.
Bible Black
2024-11-21 07:22:56 +0000 UTC
Ever notice the X on the floor disappears in one scene 🤔
Erica Del Plato
2024-08-28 23:22:29 +0000 UTC
Crystal Skull has an elaborate hidden passage that leads to the conquistador mummies. And the alien chamber is hidden inside a ziggurat that uses sand as a counterweight to hide it. Unclear how someone could ever reset it. Haha.
MattRob
2023-06-14 22:06:10 +0000 UTC
Have to love the ancient engineering that went on in this fictional world. We got rolling boulders and collapsible temples in the first. A slowly dropping ceiling (with retractable spikes!) in the second. And of course parkour blades and dropping tile floors in the third. I don't remember Crystal at all, except for 'fridge Indy', was there something in it besides alien junk. After all this the ancient engineers must have went to Oak Island next. Gotta protect that Templar gold damnit.
Nicholas Knecht
2023-06-11 17:54:29 +0000 UTC
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus operated two trains, the Red and Blue units, until about 2017 when the circus shut down. Strates Shows now claims to be the only traveling train carnival in America.
2bithacker
2023-06-10 02:55:57 +0000 UTC
"Where does he get the barrel roll from?" Muslims kneel in a different way, so the vertical blade is supposed to behead anyone who kneels that way as well. Roll was maybe unnecessary, but it's a cool little detail.
Christopher Preciado
2023-06-09 17:01:02 +0000 UTC
Thanks, Shariq! That's the exact message we try to get across with W❤️M! - Andrew
We Hate Movies
2023-06-07 17:56:04 +0000 UTC
Thank you, Michael! 🙏- Andrew
We Hate Movies
2023-06-07 17:54:40 +0000 UTC
You know what? I'd 100% watch that! - Andrew
We Hate Movies
2023-06-07 17:54:25 +0000 UTC
Indiana Jones and the book worm, Worming around in literature baging elle mcpherson made me cry laughing
Michael
2023-06-06 14:33:04 +0000 UTC
Re-watching this and I realized that the circus train had a giraffe car with their heads sticking out and all I was thinking was...hope they dont hit a tunnel
Swan Benson
2023-06-05 12:32:44 +0000 UTC
Great show and great movie. I wonder what you all (the guys and the patrons) think of a Henry Jones and… trilogy.
Imagine it: instead of old-ass Harrison Ford hanging out with hippies or whatever, you’ve got a young vaguely Scottish man on a series of side-quests in his life long search for the Grail, against the background of the Great War, or the Raj, or whatever else was going on at the time.
I know what you’re thinking, Henry Jones sr doesn’t like violence. Well, that’s why he’s a Maguyver type. Or better yet, he swears off violence once it occurs to him that the Christian God is real (unlike Indy).
You could probably get James Mcavoy to do it.
Tom Prentice
2023-06-04 22:22:42 +0000 UTC
This is an all-time episode.
Michael
2023-06-04 17:24:14 +0000 UTC
I love this movie. I grew up watching Temple of Doom the most and though I do love that movie too, watching it with modern eyes does provide quite a bit of perspective, so Last Crusade is my “safe” favorite of the Indy franchise. Perhaps even my favorite Connery movie as well! I dunno.
Beatrix
2023-06-03 19:17:40 +0000 UTC
Haters gonna hate, this is one of the most entertaining movies ever made
Tim O'Connor
2023-06-03 16:35:29 +0000 UTC
This was one of your best episodes! Even when it is a movie that you all love very much, you all still have an ability to get good jokes in. I especially loved Panama Hat calling Fedora if they had lived the boat explosion. “Man, that kid we took the cross from took your whole thing. Its so fucking weird” 😂😂
Shariq
2023-06-03 16:16:50 +0000 UTC
Huh?
We Hate Movies
2023-06-03 16:05:21 +0000 UTC
The university’s budget has to be spent on new desks and the collective puddles under every chair. Damnit Indy. Loved this and your takes as always are spot on.
Beer City Media
2023-06-03 15:35:54 +0000 UTC
Steve: you're not really an adventurer though
Andrew: that's true, I do like to stay at home a lot
Thos made bust out laughing in the middle of donating blood
James C Harris
2023-06-03 13:49:35 +0000 UTC
"Wildly good" don't strain yourselves...
J HEASLEY
2023-06-03 13:32:32 +0000 UTC
Wow that monkey king script took a real turn. What a waste of a good myth.
Timothy Cameron Robbins Miller
2023-06-03 04:48:54 +0000 UTC
Satellite Thievery Nations is a great band name
Erin Sale
2023-06-03 00:52:30 +0000 UTC
“Nein, none mores!” You didn’t tell us you spoke German, Steve! 😂
Brendan Kneeland
2023-06-02 22:48:56 +0000 UTC
May even be better than “Raiders” 🤔
Paul
2023-06-02 20:41:06 +0000 UTC
Just what I needed to roll into my weekend with, been a long one. Saw it in the theater (I was 9), and probably my most re-watched Indy movie. Thanks guys!
Alex Miraski
2023-06-02 19:30:43 +0000 UTC
As recently as ten years ago, the Ringling Bros circus still travelled by train. I worked at a bank near some train tracks and one day we saw the B and B Circus train going by.
Joe Cooley
2023-06-02 16:46:23 +0000 UTC
Absolutely! I will definitely try to find out more.
Tony King
2023-06-02 15:50:55 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I noticed that. Hmm.... Well, I can only make promises for myself! - Andrew
We Hate Movies
2023-06-02 15:49:06 +0000 UTC
Thank you, Cody! You are tireless in your generosity and kindness. - Andrew
We Hate Movies
2023-06-02 15:48:26 +0000 UTC
Oh yeah, you gotta inquire, dude. You KNOW a rat wrangler has seen it ALL! - Andrew
We Hate Movies
2023-06-02 15:47:50 +0000 UTC
Hahaha
Felipe Sobreiro
2023-06-02 15:14:41 +0000 UTC
A name we've been calling "Fedora" for years behind the scenes at WHM HQ
We Hate Movies
2023-06-02 15:13:52 +0000 UTC
On the subject of the rats, when I was a kid my grandad's next door neighbour was a rat wrangler for some films here in the UK.
Unfortunately I don't know much about him, but I'll have to ask my family for some stories.
Tony King
2023-06-02 14:25:25 +0000 UTC
This was my listener request month request for a few years! Yay!
Alexander Farr
2023-06-02 14:05:51 +0000 UTC
At 17:47 when Andrew promises “no regicide” Steve and Chris were noticeably silent
Jason
2023-06-02 13:51:57 +0000 UTC
Who is Dakota St. Croix?
Felipe Sobreiro
2023-06-02 13:07:00 +0000 UTC
Ahh the origin of "Ladyslap" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ian Fleming
2023-06-02 13:02:06 +0000 UTC
My favorite Indy movie hell yes! I’m a sucker for anything Connery. Love those impressions.
Lance Stein
2023-06-02 11:55:15 +0000 UTC
Outstanding stuff guys. This was a real Christmas Day movie for me growing up, as the BBC I think had only this, Santa Claus The Movie and ET to show on that particular day
Christopher Bruce
2023-06-02 11:00:26 +0000 UTC
Thank you, WHM: this will be the perfect "pre-gamer" to listen to heading into the new film later this month. Thanks for this new content and hope the travels back were safe after the incredible West Coast tour -- as I attended both shows!
Cody Downs
2023-06-02 10:11:20 +0000 UTC