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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretsmentary

On the final syncable commentary of the year, the guys are talking over inarguably the worst Potter film, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

For a movie with so little happening, why did this need to be two and a half hours long? Why are these kids all spending so much time hanging out in the bathroom? Should Hagrid have students over to his house after dark? Are Mr. and Mrs. Dursley still physically active in the bedroom? And speaking of amorous adults, somebody tell Mr. Weasley to wrap it up! 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, Tom Felton, Jason Isaacs, Robbie Coltrane, Kenneth Branagh, David Bradley, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, and Richard Harris as Albus Dumbledore; directed by Chris Columbus.

And if anyone needs to re-sync their watch-a-long, remember that we're screening from the WB region A blu-ray and the commentary itself starts on this audio track at the 03:14 mark, synced up to 00:00:05 of the film's timecode.

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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretsmentary

Comments

Can believe I grew up watching this !

Kardoor8

So we learn later that that book was a horcucts, yet destroying it had no downside unlike every other one they find in later movies.

Kureigu

This Secretsmentary was so fun! Great way to revisit this movie.

Ray Allen

I think the reason Harry can talk to snakes is because his and Voldemorts souls fused together after the assassination attempt or something

sicDaniel

I guess that wasn’t a sorting hat but actually a SWORDING hat (I’ll see myself out)

Felipe Sobreiro

I know this is objectively the worst one, but it used to be my favorite. It gets too weird with 3 onward.

Sam Harrison

Based

Anthony Bjørn Green

You guys are 100% right about this being the worst of the series but this was great. Howler suicide note took me out.

Rhea

You know it's going to be good when they're already wishing death upon J.K Rowling within the first two minutes. 🏳️‍⚧️

Justine Prudhomme

The best commentary yet!

TDB

This, is, gold! We even got a Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover reference - one of my all-time favorite movies. Though I'll greatly miss the Richard Harris as Dumbledore imitations. His work at KFC and adoration for Buffalo Wild Wings fills me with joy. :) Merry Christmas you guys and thanks as always for making us cackle! Happy Blue Year!

Zora McBride

Eric referring to brooms as “surf boards” almost made me trip out of the street and into traffic 😂

Brendan Kneeland

Elite Commentary. Laughed my chamber of secrets off.

Dan Craft

"Dumbledead" did not get the attention it deserved. My spit take of coffee this morning thanks you.

Joel Erkkinen Art

I can't believe you guys shouted out skinny puppy towards the end. Incredible ❤️

Vio Darc

The HBO max and it's adverts before movies fucks with the timecode. It's more like 37-40 seconds in.

Ray

Finally. Also, fuck JK Rowling and the broom she rode in on.

Ray

trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Johnny Wrong

Why was this the longest movie ever in the world and why did I hate Doby? Blech! Happy Festivus!

Leesha Olivier

Any suburb of Texas, really. Oh, but wait. The power is on. So creaky hand yes.

Leesha Olivier

that opening aerial shot really does look like Plano, TX lmao

Jack

Stay warm everyone! Tall glasses of water with this one seems like Christmas came early! (insert Eric cum joke 😂😂)

Dan Hillen

Thank you thank you thank you! Merry Christmas! (Except for Erick who hates Christmas and gets a Merry Bean Dinner instead!) These are absolutely the best. We love you guys and can't thank you enough for all the laughter you provide. Commentaries are my favorite, and Pottermentaries even moreso. . Happy Blue Year!

Zora McBride

the worst one in the franchise, can't wait!!

Shannon Winnett

This is the one where Harry goes full goblin mode

Eren Keskin


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