A Talking Catmentary!?!
Added 2022-05-26 16:30:31 +0000 UTCOn our second commentary of 2022, we're watching and talking over the total embarrassment of a film, A Talking Cat!?! Where are all the sex scenes, because there's no way this wasn't double shot as a porno, right? How does this kid not immediately jump in his own swimming pool instead of tutoring this girl who's clearly into him? Has any other film had their characters all say the words "cheese puffs" this much? And in what airport bathroom did Eric Roberts record his dialogue? PLUS: Be on the lookout for several references to Everclear songs!
A Talking Cat!?! stars Johnny Whitaker, Kristine DeBell, Justin Cone, Janis Valdez, Alison Sieke, Daniel Dannas, and the voice of Eric Roberts recorded on a cell phone; directed by David DeCoteau.
For those who need to stop or restart the commentary sync, remember the sync itself starts at 00:07:03 of this audio track, matched up to 00:00:05 into the film's timecode. You should see the TMCC production company logo visible in-frame.
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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Comments
The video poker music multiplied by the continuous, imminent threat of porn breaking out makes me happy.
Felix Forrester
2023-12-19 09:55:11 +0000 UTCVaped a tall glass of water and Dom Delouse wheeze-laughed all the way through. Bravo.
Mike Madsen
2022-09-11 15:34:37 +0000 UTCI first heard of this movie through the Flop House. One thing WHM might not have commented on was Phil’s sweaty tshirt that says “Un pinche dia a la vez” roughly translated to “one f’@ing day at a time”. It doesn’t seem like any budget was spent on wardrobe. It was all probably the actor’s own clothes I’d suspect. Probably one of Johnny Whittakers favorites.
Cindy Claussen
2022-06-13 19:58:52 +0000 UTCThis one's an all-timer as far as your commentaries go, LOVED IT
Derek Detzler
2022-06-03 00:42:34 +0000 UTCIt is a pro-mafia podcast after all
Kevin Lynch
2022-05-31 00:07:14 +0000 UTCAgree. See also: Sucker Punch!
Leesha Olivier
2022-05-29 21:57:57 +0000 UTCI've loved pretty much all the commentaries but this one might be the peak. Absolutely hilarious experience! I think every time one or more of you go in without seeing the movie before adds significantly to the humor.
Busiris
2022-05-28 17:56:55 +0000 UTCHarry Manfredini scored all the Friday the 13ths and according to IMDB a shitload of Jason fan films as well as this, as A Talking Pony!?! and My Stepbrother is a Vampire!?!
Andrew Dean
2022-05-28 03:57:01 +0000 UTCThere is no fucking way this wasn't some kind of money laundering scheme. The movie, not the podcast. Though then again...
Michael Daniels
2022-05-28 00:49:52 +0000 UTCSo I've connected to the UK via VPN and was able to find it on m4uhd.tv. I hope this was helpful :)
Eren Keskin
2022-05-27 20:43:58 +0000 UTCThis set has popped up in multiple z-grade movies by this director and others. Some of those are undoubtedly porn. David DeCoteau has multiple aliases that he uses to direct different sorts of movies. He has a special alias for when he's making gay male softcore porn movies, and I shit you not it is "Richard Chasen". (chef's kiss)
Robert Ballard
2022-05-27 19:10:52 +0000 UTCI've only seen this as a rifftrax, so me excitement cannot be contained! These are my favorite things you guys do. About to roll up a tall glass of water and have a great time!
Zora McBride
2022-05-27 09:27:57 +0000 UTCAt this point I'm surprised I haven't seen him in the background of my childhood home videos
Michael Daniels
2022-05-27 01:40:08 +0000 UTCHarry Potter was the last one before this and we'll be continuing that series soon! This film A Talking Cat is available for rent on Amazon prime video in the United States.
We Hate Movies
2022-05-26 23:44:18 +0000 UTCEric Roberts legit has 750 credits.
Mike Kling
2022-05-26 23:07:23 +0000 UTCThank you for this! Great way to begin my Summer Vacation. 1st time watching this movie. Edit: I have just finished this movie/commentary, and if you want do get wasted, take a shot every time you see a random nature scene. #Hangover
Leesha Olivier
2022-05-26 21:17:34 +0000 UTC"They found cheese puffs in her, Jack!"
Leighton Pritchard
2022-05-26 20:55:35 +0000 UTCNow that you opened the commentary floodgates to include these sorts of legendarily bad movies you won't cover in the regular feed, I eagerly await THE ROOMENTARY and PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACEMENTARY
Felipe Sobreiro
2022-05-26 20:31:12 +0000 UTCI love the commentaries, but the last 3 (prowler, American movie, and now cat) are just so darn hard to find...
Elliott Tipton
2022-05-26 17:32:37 +0000 UTCSo far I've not been able to find this movie streaming anywhere in the UK, (aside from a Rifftrax version). Hopefully I'll be able to find it eventually, so I can listen to this as it sounds insane.
Tony King
2022-05-26 16:34:08 +0000 UTCNever let it be said the boys don't give us what we want
Michael Daniels
2022-05-26 16:32:17 +0000 UTC
